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OJ Simpson Robbery Kidnappy Trial Thing: Jurors Getting Picked
You know how the nights have started to draw in earlier lately? That's not autumn, that's nature setting the scene for OJ Simpson's newest trial. You know, the trial about how OJ Simpson allegedly stormed into a sports memorabilia collector's hotel room with a bunch of gun-brandishing heavies and demanded that they give him everything with his face on it, or thereabout. Well guess what - OJ Simpson's trial started yesterday, or at least the jury selection process part of it. It's an extremely tricky part of the trial procedure, too. Not just because OJ Simpson faces the rest of his life spent in jail if he's found guilty of his charges, but because the judge doesn't want to pick jurors who'll punish OJ for his murder trial acquittal. Jurors who'll punish OJ Simpson for his creepy book about the murder or his role in the underwhelming Naked Gun 33/3, sure. Just not the murder thing.
You know how the nights have started to draw in earlier lately? That's not autumn, that's nature setting the scene for OJ Simpson's newest trial. You know, the trial about how OJ Simpson allegedly stormed into a sports memorabilia collector's hotel room with a bunch of gun-brandishing heavies and demanded that they give him everything with his face on it, or thereabout. Well guess what - OJ Simpson's trial started yesterday, or at least the jury selection process part of it. It's an extremely tricky part of the trial procedure, too. Not just because OJ Simpson faces the rest of his life spent in jail if he's found guilty of his charges, but because the judge doesn't want to pick jurors who'll punish OJ for his murder trial acquittal. Jurors who'll punish OJ Simpson for his creepy book about the murder or his role in the underwhelming Naked Gun 33/3, sure. Just not the murder thing.
R Kelly Kiddy Porn Trial: Three Wonderful Jurors Picked
Picking a jury for the R Kelly child porn trial must be an unrelentingly difficult procedure. The process involves weeding out those who really like R Kelly, those who really hate R Kelly, anyone who's formed an opinion about R Kelly based on the mountain of press he's received over his alleged underage sex tape, those who like the idea of watching child porn a little too much and those who did all of the above on purpose to get them out of jury service. But, despite all that, three jurors have been chosen for the R Kelly child porn trial. The big news, however, is that yesterday R Kelly sat next to a toilet and the poo-stink went up his nose and he got all sad. No, really.
Picking a jury for the R Kelly child porn trial must be an unrelentingly difficult procedure. The process involves weeding out those who really like R Kelly, those who really hate R Kelly, anyone who's formed an opinion about R Kelly based on the mountain of press he's received over his alleged underage sex tape, those who like the idea of watching child porn a little too much and those who did all of the above on purpose to get them out of jury service. But, despite all that, three jurors have been chosen for the R Kelly child porn trial. The big news, however, is that yesterday R Kelly sat next to a toilet and the poo-stink went up his nose and he got all sad. No, really.
R Kelly’s Kiddy Porn Trial Really About To Start Soon, Honest
Forget believing he can fly or finding ever-more inventive ways to compare his willy to a car key in songs, R Kelly is only really good at one thing. And that's delaying the start of his child pornography trial. For the last six years, R Kelly has kept inventing clever new tricks to put off the trial again and again - but it looks as though his luck might have run out. At last, tomorrow will see the commencement of the jury selection process for R Kelly's child pornography trial, effectively locking a start date down for good. And, oh boy, is that going to be one lucky jury - the judge has ruled that R Kelly's apparently incriminating underage sex tape can be shown in open court. High fives to agreeing to watch a 14-year-old girl get urinated on by R Kelly! Anyone? No?
Forget believing he can fly or finding ever-more inventive ways to compare his willy to a car key in songs, R Kelly is only really good at one thing. And that's delaying the start of his child pornography trial. For the last six years, R Kelly has kept inventing clever new tricks to put off the trial again and again - but it looks as though his luck might have run out. At last, tomorrow will see the commencement of the jury selection process for R Kelly's child pornography trial, effectively locking a start date down for good. And, oh boy, is that going to be one lucky jury - the judge has ruled that R Kelly's apparently incriminating underage sex tape can be shown in open court. High fives to agreeing to watch a 14-year-old girl get urinated on by R Kelly! Anyone? No?
