It’s the end of an era folks. The last remaining stalker that Madonna could call her own has finally been arrested, leaving her with only people who vaguely recognise her left on this godforsaken planet.

That’s right, like the death of the dodo and the velociraptor (incidentally, both of these creatures share looks with Madge), the lesser spotted Madonna Stalker is no more.

The man, who will forever be remembered in Madge’s heart as ‘the last man who cared’ has been reluctantly charged with burglary. It was reported that he broke into Madonna’s London home, where security staff tackled him and wiped away tears as they considered a future without anything to do.