Eagle-eyed hecklerspray readers might have noticed that our erstwhile scribe – and the man who brought the beauty of Bumrape Island to your attention – C J Davies doesn't particularly like Second Life.

And now his rampant hatred of Second Life has spiralled out of all control, resulting in this short video for digital channel Current TV where C J just goes on and on about how much he dislikes Second Life. Really – on and on and on he goes, slating Second Life to such a degree that it might as well just kill itself.

Warning – this video is very funny, and not just because you get to see C J Davies waggling an enormous black dildo around like some sort of obscene lightsaber. OK, partly because of that…