Warning: prepare to disregard this story when Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn inevitably get back together next week.
Because, come on, who are they kidding? We’d say that you’d be able to set your watch by the regularity in which Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn almost get divorced and then call it off, but it would be false – you can’t set your watch by it because science has yet to develop a way to accurately measure increments of time that microscopic.
Anyway, that’s the news – Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn have filed for divorce again. Again. Again.
