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Sean Penn & Robin Wright Penn Divorce For The Million Billionth Time

by Stuart Heritage on August 19, 2009 0 Comments

Sean Penn, Robin Wright Penn, Sean Penn Robin Wright Penn divorce, Sean Penn divorceWarning: prepare to disregard this story when Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn inevitably get back together next week.

Because, come on, who are they kidding? We’d say that you’d be able to set your watch by the regularity in which Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn almost get divorced and then call it off, but it would be false – you can’t set your watch by it because science has yet to develop a way to accurately measure increments of time that microscopic.

Anyway, that’s the news – Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn have filed for divorce again. Again. Again.

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Sean Penn Splits Up With His Wife Again, Again, Again

by Stuart Heritage on April 30, 2009 0 Comments

Sean Penn, Sean Penn Divorce, Robin Wright PennWe’d imagine that Sean Penn is hard to live with. Not because of his brooding intensity. Forget all that nonsense.

No, we’d imagine that Sean Penn is hard to live with because you’d be tripping over his weird Mr Punch chin all the time. It’d be a nightmare. Any time you managed to carry a tray with a jug of orange juice on it from the kitchen to the living room without tripping over Sean Penn’s chin would count as a massive victory.

And that’s why Sean Penn and his wife have filed for legal separation. Exactly that. We imagine.

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