If you ask us, there's nothing quite as refreshing as basking in the Canadian sun whilst sipping red from the major artery of a freshly killed baby seal. It's so good fresh.
For the record though, we don't think it's picture-perfect when the thing starts thrashing about while our teeth are trying to find a soft spot. Certainly not! We prefer our little fuzzy drink boxes to be completely dead. Our lawyers prefer that too – it reduces the chance of a bad photo-op.
Kasabian though, they seem to think the tiny things are slightly more than a refreshing beverage. In fact – they don't think we should drink them at all.
