10 - Make the most of this, you’ve got another four years before it’s relevant again…
9 - The top 10 music videos by movie directors. Six tenths correct – Theshiznit
8 – Joaquin Phoenix is rapidly becoming our favourite ex-actor, you know – Bestweekever
7 - Kelly Osbourne gets engaged. Rest of mankind slowly emerges from its bunker – Holymoly
6 - It’s just like Jurassic Park! Only about mice and crap! - Dailymail
5 – Things being punched in slow motion are probably the best thing ever – I Am Bored
4 - All the free crap Americans got for voting yesterday. British companies – do the same. Free stuff is good – Walletpop
3 - Staring at raisins combats depression. Presumably because once you’ve worked out what you’re doing you kill yourself - Theage
2 – Steven Seagal running. Mesmerising – YouTube
1 – Remember Charlie, the injured webcam cat? You do? Well, why not buy the massive scab that just fell off his back? Seriously - eBay
