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8 TV Deaths That Totally Made Your Hay Fever Flare Up

November 28th, 2013 By Rhiannon Davies

Everyone knows that a TV show doesn’t truly become your favourite until it’s reached out of the television, ripped your heart out through your tear ducts, and chowed down on it with some fava beans and a nice chianti.?

Dig out the man-size Kleenex and a pint of full-fat cookie dough ice cream, because if you’re not a sobbing mess by the end of this list then you just might be a heartless shell, completely devoid of feeling. That, or a character in Game Of Thrones. In which case, welcome to the 21st Century and thank you for being able to stop feeling up your sister long enough to read this.

Only Fools & Horses Set for American Remake Which Puts Other Menial World Events Into Stark Perspective

January 30th, 2012 By Sophie Hall

A year from now…

No. Sorry, no. We don’t do that. We’re not a TV supplement. (We wish!) (No, not really.) (We mean, Christ, can you imagine?) (Shut up.)

So, basically Only Fools and Horses, inherently British, pukka, CUSHTY Only Fools & Horses has just been commissioned for a US Pilot! Well, we all saw THAT coming, didn’t we? Nine years ago.

No Scrubs! Cougar Town Gets Some Fresh Meat!

September 13th, 2011 By Kris Silver

Calling all you single ladies! Have you starred in a successful sitcom in the last 20 years that’s completely overshadowed the rest of your career?

Then good news!

You can follow in the footsteps of Sarah Chalke and resign yourself to the fact that you’ll never amount to anything more than a 1 dimensional stereotype that never managed to get top billing and decide to see out the rest of your days rubbing your thighs and being all sassy on, what is fast becoming television’s equivalent of a hospice, Cougar Town.

The Inbetweeners Movie Breaks Box-Office Records, Despite Being Desperately Unfunny

August 5th, 2012 By Matthew Laidlow

When E4 had eventually grown tired of showing endless repeats of Friends and Scrubs, the channel eventually spat out its own unique programming, aimed at the sort of person that hecklerspray writers aren't; the young, the cool, the hip and the trendy. Arseholes, basically.

On one end of the spectrum, there was Skins, a programme which captured everyone’s dream college lifestyle, in a show which frequently used drugs, booze and sex, but portrayed them in the most extreme way to great effect.

Skins was escapism for most whilst The Inbetweeners offered a firmer dose of reality, especially for hormonal teenage boys. These are the sort of people who couldn't quite make that move from fingering a girl to using an empty packet of Space Raiders as a makeshift condom when that first awkward sexual experience arrived.

Zach Braff says that Scrubs is RIP

March 24th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

You’ve seen Scrubs right? Of course you have. You can’t move for episodes of Scrubs. It’s bloody omnipotent. Like repeats of Friends, it feels like you could hurl a handful of your own fecal matter up into the air and, chances are, it would land or backsplat onto a channel showing yet another dose of the kooky kookfest that is stinkin’, insufferable Scrubs.

Good news for mewing, haters like us is that it looks like the show is more dead than Fearne Cotton’s eyes. How do we know? Well, it’s come from a very reliable source, namely, Zach Braff. Yes, the spunky goof-chop that plays JD in the comical surgical wound programme has announced that the show is over.

Braff (which sounds more like a nickname for puking rather than a proper surname) broke the news on his Facebook page. Yes! We know! It’s astonishing isn’t it? Zach Braff can find time to stop staring at his own genitals in the mirror to find time to actually learn how to read and write!

Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

August 4th, 2012 By Chris Laverty

Star Wars and Clone Wars.

Folded:

Uncharted 2: Among Thieves (zip-line! The train! The mountains! Holy crap!)
Batman bike leathers (these are either too cool for school or too sad for words. Not sure yet)
A ?state of the art film centre for London?s South Bank? (so we can't really afford ?45 million quid at the moment, but what else is new?)
The kid in THIS PRAM (…will have the best story to tell when he gets older. Pity he won't remember any of it)
Awkwardfamilyphotos.com (very funny, so long as you don't see yourself on there)

Scrubs: Zach Braffs Off

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

If you like zany sitcoms where someone usually dies in tragic circumstances at the end of each episode, Scrubs is the show for you.

And if you like Scrubs, we have some good news and bad news for you. The good news is that Scrubs has found a new life on ABC, which is committed to broadcasting the show long-term. The bad news is that you’re an idiot for liking Scrubs.

Oh, and the other bad news is that Zach Braff, the star of Scrubs, is leaving the show at the end of this upcoming season. And the other other bad news is that Zach Braff is leaving Scrubs so that he can go away and make more of his annoying whiny films about how sensitive and emotional he is. More bad news than good on reflection, really.