Articles tagged with: Scott Weiland
Sacked Velvet Revolver singer and My First Nazi Gollum dollset life model Scott Weiland is going to jail. In what'll cap off a particularly rubbish opening third of 2008 for him, Scott Weiland has been sentenced to eight days in jail for crashing his car drunk in Los Angeles last November - a charge that he can add to another DUI from 2003, some drug offences from the 1990s and a domestic violence charge from 2001. Still, eight days in jail isn't that bad - it's lucky that the judge didn't take Scott Weiland's music into consideration when reaching the sentence, otherwise he'd have been given life. In solitary confinement. On a dung heap. Up a farty dragon's bottom. On the moon.
You know what's better than Scott Weiland publicly lashing out at his Velvet Revolver bandmates who just sacked him? Nothing.
Alright, maybe that's an overstatement - Velvet Revolver never having even existed in the first place is clearly better than that - but Scott Weiland being all whiny in public will do for now.
Scott Weiland has put out an angry, confusing statement about his dismissal from Velvet Revolver where, at one point, he tips Johann Sebastian Bach to become his replacement. Which would work - dig up the 250-year-dead Bach, pump him full of heroin, slap a ridiculous Nazi hat onto his mouldy corpse head and he'd be the spitting image of Scott Weiland. Alright, he actually meant Sebastian Bach from Skid Row. But that's less funny so we'll ignore it.
People have often wondered what Velvet Revolver would be like without an annoying skinny turd dressed as a Nazi twonking around at the front of the stage.
And now they'll get to find out, because Velvet Revolver have sacked singer Scott Weiland being he's such a monumental douchebag all the time. We're paraphrasing slightly.
In fact, Scott Weiland has been dismissed from Velvet Revolver because of his "increasing erratic" behaviour. Given that Scott Weiland is basically a whiny bipolar heroin addict with a Nazi hat who's been arrested for buying crack cocaine, beating up women and driving under the influence of drugs and alcohol, it's hard to imagine what Weiland could have done to up his level of erracticness. What? He's reformed Stone Temple Pilots? Ohhhhhh.
Celebrity DUI arrests have been all the go this year - but now that Velvet Revolver frontman Scott Weiland has got one, we can officially declare the trend dead.
Though he denies the charges, it's been reported that Scott Weiland - a man whose love of drugs has seen him imprisoned in the past - has been arrested after he crashed his car in Los Angeles, refused to give a blood or urine sample and then acted all impaired. Luckily nobody was hurt in the November 21 crash. Well, we say luckily, but you'd have to be a gigantic fan of badly-dated American stadium widdly-woo rawk not to be slightly bummed out that a shard of windscreen didn't fly off and damage Scott Weiland's vocal chords, at least temporarily.
