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American Idol: It’s ‘Sing Whatever Crap You Like’ Week!

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

American Idol, iTunes downloads, Anoop Desai, Allison Ihaheta, Scott MacIntyre, Adam LambertAmerican Idol loves theme nights – like Michael Jackson night, country night and dress the blind kid up funny night.

And on last night’s show? American Idol loosened things up by letting the contestants sing whatever they wanted. But don’t be fooled, because American Idol still had a name for the night – it was the iTunes Top Downloads night.

The theme certainly confused some of the American Idol contestants – Adam Lambert performed Play That Funky Music, but Megan Joy covered an audiobook of selected Oscar Wilde short stories and Anoop Desai gave a heartbreaking rendition of the National Rail Enquiries iPhone app.

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American Idol: Farewell, Rubbish Ginger Fatty

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

American Idol, Michael Sarver, Adam Lambert, Scott MacIntyreGuess what we just heard – Adam Lambert isn’t the only contestant on American Idol. Isn’t that bizarre?

Bizarre but apparently true. One of the other American Idol contestants is a man called something like Michael Sarver. Or rather, he was a contestant – last night Michael Sarver was booted off American Idol, either for being bad at singing or for being ginger and a bit fat.

Ah, Michael Sarver. We hardly knew ye. True, that was a conscious decision on our part based on your basic inability to sing songs and your weird appearance – but take what you can get, fatty.

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