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American Idol: Scott MacIntyre Goes To Badly-Dressed Heaven

by Stuart Heritage on April 9, 2009 1 Comment

American Idol, Scott MacIntrye, Simon Cowell, Adam LambertLast night American Idol lost one of its biggest personalities, by which we mean one of its stupidest haircuts.

We barely knew Scott MacIntyre. Well, we knew that he was legally blind and that, as such, the American Idol producers liked to get their kicks by squeezing him into bright pink trousers and cutting his hair into bizarre curly shrines to golden era David Hasselhoff. And isn’t that enough?

Oh, and we also knew that Scott MacIntyre couldn’t sing very well, otherwise he’d have done better at American Idol. Or maybe America just hates the blind. Yes, that’s probably it.

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American Idol: Adam Lambert Disappoints Us All

by Stuart Heritage on March 26, 2009 9 Comments

American Idol, Adam Lambert, Scott MacIntrye, American Idol MotownOh American Idol, shame on you – you know as well as anyone that people only watch you for one reason.

To laugh at Adam Lambert. The only reason anyone watches American Idol is to see Adam Lambert wailing like a ghost being goosed by a theremin independent of whatever backing track someone was foolish enough to give him. And what did you do last night, American Idol? That’s right, you made him sing a recognisable song quite well.

Honestly American Idol, count yourself lucky that you dressed the blind kid up in clown trousers last night. That’s all we’re saying.

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