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The Scissor Sisters To Write Songs For Fraggle Rock Film, Which They’ll Ruin

June 14th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Remember Fraggle Rock? Do you? Oooooh! Yes! There was… uh… Wembley. Red. The one in the dressing gown. Um. Those little fellas who had scaffolding made from sugar or something. And then there was the giant lummox with the allotment. And… er… Marjory the Trash Heap.

Oh, and if you watched it in the UK, there was that weirdo who lived in a lighthouse with his jaded canine.

What memories. What fuzzy, vague memories often brought about by the singing of the theme tune, especially when the lyrics were made dirty, swinging a Fraggle by its cock. Salad days. Salad days which could well be utterly ruined by the inclusion of the Scissor Sisters. What now?

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Dave Grohl Sues Scissor Sisters Because Jake Shears Is A Disgusting Flasher

October 6th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

The Scissor Sisters are, as we all know, a very decadent and mischievous pop outfit. They’ve embraced the trashy glamour of disco and the damaged glamour of the scene. However, this time, they’ve gone too far.

The disgusting outfit have left Foo Fighters’ Dave Grohl upset and devastated after perverted lead singer of the Scissor Sisters, Jake Shears, flashed the rock drummer whilst on-stage. The former Nirvana drummer is now standing up for all decent people by suing the band for this sick stunt.

Rumour has it that the band’s name is a reference to a depraved act by sick women wanting to ‘touch each other intimately’.

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