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Jada Pinkett-Smith Wants Leah Remini To Back TF Off

September 21st, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

For the past few years, Kevin James’ tv wife, Leah Remini, has been on a “fuck Scientology” tour, revealing her former church’s absolute insanity to the entire world. I’ve been here for it, because I’ve always assumed Scientology was a weird, expensive celebrity cult co-owned by Tom Cruise.

Leah recently called out Jada Pinkett-Smith for being a secret Scientologist, and much like me and the rest of the world when we tried to watch “Life of Kylie”, Jada was like “Girl, no, can you not?”

Leah recently announced to the world that she’d caught Jada at the Scientology centre a few times and homegirl was definitely into that shit.

Leah Remini Nude – Probably the Hottest Ex-Scientologist Ever (27 PICS)

Leah Remini is an actress but she’s primarily known for her anti-Scientology activism. She even produces her show regarding alleged maltreatment of members of the Church.

So far Remini has enjoyed a successful acting career, including a leading role in nine years of the The King of Queens alongside Kevin James and as a panel member of daytime talk show The View. She also had a leading role in the movie Old School, and even had her show called Leah Remini: It’s All Relative.

Her documentary blast against the church is called Leah Remini: Scientology and the Aftermath. It’s an entertaining watch if you have time to kill.

No More Special Brownies For The Smith Kids

November 19th, 2014 By Megan Leitch

If the world needed any more proof that Scientology breeds bat shit crazy, they need look no further than Jaden and Willow Smith.?? As if being a teenager doesn’t automatically make you enough of a ridiculous ignorant ass, these two show us just how far down the rabbit hole one can go with enough money and lack of real parenting.

The siblings have given an interview that kind?of sounds like it was written by?the love child of Gary Busey and Amanda Bynes. ?To sound like a super stereotypical white girl in my 20s, I legit cannot deal with these two assholes.

Tom Cruise Keeps it in the Scientology Family with Laura Prepon

April 19th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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I’m going to go ahead and file this under: I hope this shit isn’t true. Rumors have been swirling since November that Scientology’s golden boy, Tom Cruise, has been trying to negotiate a relationship contract with fellow Xenu lover, Laura Prepon. The rumors died down for a bit earlier this year, but guess what? Now they’re back!

After a series of high-profile relationships that ended terribly (because bitches be terrified of L. Ron Hubbard followers), I guess Tom finally decided his best bet would be to try and date someone who is into the same crazy shit he is. It’s like a sadist dating a masochist: it just makes sense!

Kirstie Alley Is Still Xenu’s Proudest Fruit Fly

December 6th, 2013 By Megan Leitch

You can always tell when Kirstie Alley hasn’t gotten laid in a while.?? She gets all crazy preachy about her cult, er I mean “religion,” and starts talking about all the pent up sexual frustration there is between her and her best girlfriend, John Travolta.

Add in the fact that Alley hasn’t drowned her sorrows in butter and Snickers as per her usual routine, and that means the bitch is hangry too.? Hangry and horny combined just spells total bat shit crazy territory.

And thankfully, Howard Stern decided to let Ms. Kirstie on his radio show so that the rest of the world can be made a little bit brighter with her insanity.

Jaden Smith Don’t Need No Formal Education

September 17th, 2013 By Megan Leitch

In today’s edition of “This is why rich kids are assholes,” ?Jaden Smith has gone on a Twitter rampage yelling that school is around to brainwash kids, and encouraging everyone to drop out. ?Guess when one has Mommy and Daddy’s millions to live off of, they can spew stupid with no real fear of consequence.?

Meanwhile, many are wondering if Smith has already forgotten that his dumbass thought starring in the epic bomb “After Earth” was a good idea too.

Lord Xenu Is Watching: Leah Remini Fears Leaked Scientology Files

August 5th, 2013 By Natalia Kemble

King of Queens actress Leah Remini ~~escaped~~?left Scientology with her family in tow after 37 years and now fears confidential files could be leaked in retaliation. One does not simply leave Scientology in a haze of bad press. Head of church David Miscavige is about ready to cut a bitch.

The Hollywood Reporter spoke to Karen de la Carriere, a former Scientologist who left after 35 years with the church. She explained how her private auditing sessions were used against her until her family & friends eventually cut all contact with her.

The Best Way to Beat Scientology is to Rap About it

March 23rd, 2013 By Chris Starr

We’re cursed with the looming specter of Scientology casting a shadow over our every being. We’re all screwed, you know, in their eyes. We’re non believers. We won’t get saved when the apocalypse comes and aliens or whatever bizarro God Scientologists have comes down to judge us all.

But that’s okay, because ordinary people are fighting back against the scourge of Scientology in the only way they know how: rap music.

Silly Nicole Kidman Still Loves Telephathic Tom Cruise

November 15th, 2012 By Chris Chambers

Oscar-winning actress Nicole Kidman divulged some interesting information?about her marriage and subsequent break-up with creepy superstar/Scientologist Tom Cruise in DuJour magazine’s Winter issue. The most?noteworthy revelation is that Nicole did actually love Tom and didn’t want the marriage to end.

I always assumed that?Nicole and Tom’s?relationship was exactly the same as I assumed Tom’s relationship with Katie Holmes was … despite being minor stars themselves when the relationship began, Nicole and later Katie were starstruck and flattered by the attention of?someone of his stature (not height-wise, but prominence-wise), but then gradually they'realized that he was kind of awful. Based on Nicole’s interview, however, it seems that?wasn’t the case?… for her anyway.

Tom Cruise Escapes Scientology Weirdness Long Enough to Stand Up For His Daughter

March 23rd, 2013 By Chris Chambers

Actor Tom Cruise filed lawsuits in California federal court today against tabloid magazines for defamation and invasion of privacy. The actor is suing Life & Style and InTouch Weekly over articles that claim he abandoned his 6-year old daughter, Suri.

Tom Cruise may be pretty wacky with his Scientology nonsense, and he definitely lost a lot of credibility after his idiotic behavior a few years ago, such as refuting the value of medication?for treating post-partum depression.?I am personally not a fan, and not simply because I’m taller than him. You can’t just light up that Maverick smile and charm yourself out of that shitstorm, buddy.