Wonderful news folks! Mario Lopez is getting married! We’re thrilled to bits. You see, we like the chap who played A.C. Slater so much that we turned a boring news article about Coheed & Cambria into a brief history of Mario Lopez.
He really is a very, very splendid man.
And now the Saved By The Beller is all grown-up and getting hitched to, quite possibly, the luckiest woman who ever lived. And something must be in the air because only a few months ago, Zack Morris (aka Mark-Paul Gosselaar) got engaged and… well… Skreech is still trying to live down his sex tape.
Jesus Christ. If Coheed & Cambria weren’t lame enough, the bass player from the band (pictured right) has only gone and done the most rubbish heist in human history. Not content with peddling wearisome lamerock, he’s gone and stolen some antacids from a chemist. With a phone.
Seriously. The pinhead, called Michael Todd, couldn’t even be bothered to write out a stickup note, preferring to tap it out on his mobile and show them that.
It probably said: ‘THS IS A STICKUP PT UR HNDS UP N GV ME ALL UR TABLTS OR ELSE PMSL kthnxbai‘
8 - Here are some posters for that GI Joe movie you don’t care about – Latinoreview
7 - The most harrowing news we’ve read in a while -Popjustice
6 - Want to make a breakfast pastie? OK! – Instructables
5 - Bad movie edits for TV were a playground sensation when we were kids. Here’s the best of them, in list form. The Casino one, in particular, is GOLDEN – Askmen
4 - Some incredible sports photography, including a lovely one of a man getting punched full in the face – Artsytime
3 -Saved By The Bell: Where Are They Now? What we really need is a Saved By The Bell: Who Cares Where They Are Now – Gunaxin
Poor old Dustin Diamond. His fellow Saved By The Bell alumni have all moved on – Elisabeth Berkley has her nudity and Mario Lopez has his gratuitous self-love, for example – but he hasn’t.
But don’t feel sorry for Dustin Diamond because he’s doomed to spend the rest of his life stereotyped into a perpetual inescapable vacuum where he’ll only be known as Screech from Saved By The Bell to everyone he ever meets all the time forever until he dies, because some good has come out of it.
Dustin Diamond, you see, has decided to use his notoriety to pen a no-holds-barred Saved By The Bell tell-all book that’ll chronicle the cast’s naughty shenanigans in a frank and shocking manner. Honestly? We’re underwhelmed. Now, if there was a Hangin’ With Mr Cooper tell-all book coming out…
Wonderful news folks! Mario Lopez is getting married! We’re thrilled to bits. You see, we like the chap who played A.C. Slater so much that we turned a boring news article about Coheed & Cambria into a brief history of Mario Lopez.
kthnxbai‘
