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Ronnie Wood Tries To Save His Marriage, About A Week Too Late
We've often found that things slip your mind when you're repeatedly having it off with a 20-year-old Russian cocktail waitress. Things like, ooh, let's say, the fact that you've been married to a non-Russian who isn't a cocktail waitress for longer than your new conquest has been alive. It's perfectly natural, so it's perfectly understandable that that's exactly what Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood seems to have been doing lately. But no more. According to reports, Ronnie Wood has decided to return to the UK and plead for forgiveness with his wife Jo. It'll be an important moment for both of them, but if Jo can find it in her heart to forgive Ronnie Wood then at least he'll know she'll probably forgive him the next time he picks up a skanky-looking Russian girl in a prostitute club too. Like we said, important.
We've often found that things slip your mind when you're repeatedly having it off with a 20-year-old Russian cocktail waitress. Things like, ooh, let's say, the fact that you've been married to a non-Russian who isn't a cocktail waitress for longer than your new conquest has been alive. It's perfectly natural, so it's perfectly understandable that that's exactly what Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood seems to have been doing lately. But no more. According to reports, Ronnie Wood has decided to return to the UK and plead for forgiveness with his wife Jo. It'll be an important moment for both of them, but if Jo can find it in her heart to forgive Ronnie Wood then at least he'll know she'll probably forgive him the next time he picks up a skanky-looking Russian girl in a prostitute club too. Like we said, important.
Michael Jackson Keeps Creepy Old Neverland
If Michael Jackson ever lost Neverland, he'd be a broken shell of a man - or at least more broken and shelly than he is now, if that's even possible.
Luckily, though, we don't have to concern ourselves with that any more - Michael Jackson isn't going to lose Neverland any more.
Although it had been up for public auction next month, Michael Jackson has worked out a private agreement with an investment group to make sure that Neverland stays his. Bad luck everyone else - you'll just have to find another spooky dilapidated old ranch complete with its own nightmarish arrested-adolescent fairground and hard-to-remove, albeit legally-nonexistent, child abuse connotations to spend your money on.
