Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy
Tina Fey was born in the greater Philadelphia area and now earns enough money to buy the greater Philadelphia area.
It is probably not surprising that Fey became an accomplished comedian, writer, and actress since she graduated from the super-secret top drama school in the world — the drama department at Upper Darby High School. She then began her plans for world conquest in between drinking bouts at the University of Virginia.
When I heard that Kristen Stewart was hosting Saturday Night Live this past weekend I was like ‘Ugh, really?’ Not because I don’t like her, I actually really do, however, that being said, she’s really painfully awkward. Great on film, but have you ever seen her at an awards show or trying to do an interview? Man, it’s painful to watch.
However, as it turns out, Kristen did a really, really good job, oh, and in case you were still speculating, she is so gay!
?In the world of celebrity marriages, there are landmines everywhere ready to blow up and make the world judge the crap out of your relationship.? Seems Jessica Biel hit a big one recently because she didn’t show up to an after party with husband, Justin Timberlake.? Now obviously this?means they are on the verge of a World War 3 divorce battle because it couldn’t be something as simple as Biel had a particularly?shitastic visit from Aunt Flo or anything.
Of course, there is always the possibility that it was Biel’s weekend to spend?quality under the sheets time?with her “close” girl friend.
What if Justin Timberlake married Alec Baldwin?s daughter and they had a child and that child grew up and hosted Saturday Night Live. That might well be the day the world explodes in comedic glory. (Sorry Jessica Biel, but it will be an amicable split and you\’ll be just fine on your own.) Melissa McCarthy will be the child?s godmother.
Last weekend, Justin hosted SNL for the fifth time and he crushed it. Most of his skits were strong (all but one, really), and a few were great. He pulled off being both the host and the musical guest without seeming ready to collapse. And he managed to take a well-timed swing at that angry asshole Kanye West in the process.
I don’t know about you but I’ve developed something of an absolutely huge crush on Jennifer Lawrence. And I’m not ashamed to admit it and own up to this fact. The woman seems to have come out of nowhere to be the perfect embodiment of a cute, funny, slightly nerdy woman who holds her own in the world and does it with a smile.
In short, she’s perfect.
I am gay for Joseph Gordon-Levitt. The guy can do no wrong. He was great as a tiny kid in Third Rock from the Sun, and he’s been great in most of the movies he does nowadays as an accomplished adult actor. He’s not fallen off the wagon, and he’s fairly level-headed – which is more than you can say for a lot of former child actors.
Plus, the guy is able to make fun of himself. Whether it’s singing alongside Zooey Deschanel or – his latest foray into fun – making fun of himself and Channing Tatum’s stripper movie Magic Mike, he throws himself into things with gusto.
Saturday Night Live has been responsible for a barrage of chuckleheads over the years. But for every success there's been a failure as miserable as a thousand Night at the Roxbury?s.
Will Ferrell, Bill Murray, Mike Myers and Tina Fey all went on to bigger and better things, while Dana Carvey, Jon Lovitz and Chris Kattan all slipped down the toilet bowel of obscurity.
Will Forte is riding the periphery, neither hitting mainstream success but rearing his gurning head in multiple roles in television?and film. Now, like Myers and Ferrell, he has graduated to the big screen with one of his skits, MacGruber, a pastiche on a TV show nobody cares or remembers.
