The Eurovision Song Contest is almost upon us, and…
No, actually, wait. The Eurovision Song Contest isn’t almost upon us at all. It’s weeks away. Honestly, there’s ages before the Eurovision Song Contest. It’s much too early to bother with any of it. Really, it is. Why don’t you take the time you were planning to read this and do something more constructive? Say hi to your neighbour. Write that book you always promised yourself. It’s better this way.
No? Fine then, here’s the Eurovision 2009 rundown for Sasha Son from Lithuania…
