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As you may have noticed we’ve thrown ourselves into festival season like nobody’s business this summer.
We’ve already had some great weekends and it’s still so early! If you still haven’t decided where to go this summer, then please allow us to make some recommendations! So what’s in store for July then?
Apart from shouting ‘bollocks’ in a field and hoping everyone will join in, as opposed to bricking your tent to death…
Malia and Sasha Obama are lucky kids – first they get a puppy and now they get to hang out with a raspy, prematurely sexual 16-year-old. Cuh!
In what’s being seen as a clever move to remind them that they’re not as important as they think they are, Barack Obama‘s two daughters have been invited to meet the one man on earth who’s more powerful than their own father – Billy Ray Cyrus.
Billy Ray Cyrus has invited Malia and Sasha Obama to visit the set of Hannah Montana, and he’s positive that they’ll accept. After all, Sasha Obama is only a few ears away from reaching that important ‘taking photos of yourself in your underwear and plastering them all over the internet’ phase of her childhood and, by meeting Miley Cyrus, she’ll be getting tips from a veteran.
