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Michelle Williams Nude – We Saw Her Bush and Loved It! (135 PICS)

Michelle williams nudeAmerican actress Michelle Williams is known by most people as Jen from Dawson’s Creek. She also had award winning roles in Brokeback Mountain, Shutter Island and Blue Valentine.

Michelle was born and raised in the middle of nowhere in Montana. Her mother was a homemaker, and her father was a Republican politician. The family claims to have English, Dutch, Irish, German, Norweigan, and some other ethnic roots from countries they cannot spot on the map. She grew up in the typical Midwestern family.

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These Sarah Silverman Nudes Make Us Happy (7 PICS)

sarah silverman nudeOne day Sarah Silverman realized that she actually has a great body and should make use of it to get more attention. And so she started showing off her boobs on TV and films. And that my friends, was a glorious beginning to a beautiful career.

The sexiest female comedian ever is Sarah Silverman. Nobody disputes that. And she’s starting to become a pretty good actress. Especially now that she started taking off her clothes. What’s that? We should take her seriously and stop focusing on her body? To that, we’ll only say this: Have you actually seen her awesome tits? (btw she was brillant in Masters of Sex)

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James Franco Should Be Insulted Every Week for Our Pleasure

September 9th, 2013 By Rhiannon Davies

James FrancoWhen it comes to picking celebrities to roast, James Franco seems to be the ideal candidate.?

Let’s face it, everything about the guy begs for jokes at his expense. You don’t direct artsy-fartsy theatre pieces, write a book of short stories that are meant to be a moving piece of social commentary, and then go and star in Spiderman 3 without expecting a little ridicule.

Which is why you’d expect his Comedy Central roast to have been a lot funnier than it was.

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Sarah Silverman’s Perfect Night Involves Bong Hits and Masturbating

May 21st, 2013 By Chris Chambers

sarah_silverman-1Sarah Silverman is definitely onto something with her description of the “Perfect Night” in her new music video spoof. Alternating between video vixen-sexpot and her characteristic quirky-dorky, Sarah claims that her?perfect night would be to:

“Stay at home, order in, watch a movie, then masturbate.”

It’s hard to argue with that. And when she adds in bong hits and dental floss, you realize you found your soulmate.

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Top 3 Wasted Celebrities on Talk Shows

April 26th, 2013 By Chris Chambers

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Throughout the course of human history, there have been some truly?amazing?appearances on talk shows by completely shit-faced celebrities. It’s always magical when it happens … and I think I can speak for all of us when I say that we, the public, wish it happened more often.?

No one has ever believed those horseshit excuses about actors being nervous or?shy in interviews. It’s your job?to entertain people (for which you make an astronomical amount of money), and you can very well?have a chat in front of an adoring audience for a few minutes. However, if it helps you to get your drink on prior to (or during) the interview, then by all means chug-a-lug.

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The Eight Greatest Living Stand-Up Comedians… Perhaps

January 28th, 2010 By Josh Burt

The problem with comedy – and this really is a problem – is that while one member of a steamy love affair is rolling on the floor, begging for the jokes to stop, yelling that?it hurts. It bloody hurts. Arrrggggh! The other one is silent, arms folded, almost angry because they’re not laughing.

These jokers can actually destroy relationships. Hence, you might as well completely ignore the title of this piece, because, frankly, you might hate it. Others of you might love it. But some of you will definitely hate it. No one knows. It’s all just so deliciously subjective.

Even so, in the spirit of blowing away those January Blues using something made-up called a ‘laughter bomb’ (or ‘joke grenade’, or ‘funny gun’ – your choice), below are eight men and women who you might find funny… or not. The point about the subjectivity of this has pretty much been hammered home.

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VIDEO: Jimmy Kimmel & Ben Affleck Effing Each Other

February 26th, 2008 By Stuart Heritage

I’m Fucking Ben Affleck video Jimmy Kimmel Matt Damon Sarah SilvermanRemember that video about Sarah Silverman having sex with Matt Damon and how you thought it was funny but sort of wished that nobody would dilute it by imitating it.

Well, consider it imitated. Imitated by Sarah Silverman's boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel. You see, if Sarah Silverman is fucking Matt Damon, then in the new video Jimmy Kimmel is fucking Ben Affleck.

And the video is hilarious, really. Because, you know, Jimmy Kimmel and Ben Affleck are both men, and if they're both having sex with each other then that means they're gay. And gay is funny these days, right? It's OK to laugh at gay people, because it shows you understand them. But don't let them touch you. Never let them actually touch you. Ugh. 

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