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Sarah Palin Wins Hearts And Minds By Killing Things And Forcing Her Daughter To Dance

by Mof Gimmers

Look into Sarah Palin’s eyes. What do you see? Your own reflection probably, because she wears glasses. However, hoik those specs clean off her head and you’ll see a faint glimpse of life in those cold, dead eyes. That’s because Palin is a cold-blooded killer. Now, we’re not suggesting that Palin went postal over the [...]

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Badvertising: A Situation Situated Between Bristol Palin And The Situation

by Kris Silver

Poor old Bristol Palin, she’s got a shotgun wielding nutcase of a mother, had a child with a man who has neck so red that it can’t be seen by the naked eye and, unbelievably, she failed to win some shoddy yank spin-off of Strictly Come Dancing. In what can only be seen as an [...]

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Bristol Palin Doesn’t Win Dancing With The Stars Because Everyone Hates Her Mother

by Mof Gimmers

There’s been mutterings over the pond that Dancing With The Stars has been a bit skewed this year. Why? Well, Bristol ‘My Mom Is Sarah Palin And I Have A Hilarious Ex Boyfriend’ Palin found herself in the final three, despite having the dancing prowess of a kitchen work surface. It seems that the Tea [...]

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Sarah Palin Definitely Gets Booed On Dancing With The Stars. Definitely. Booing.

by Mof Gimmers

Left wing media this. Right wing media that. hecklerspray knows a dick when it sees one and Sarah Palin is up there with the best of them. That’s not because we’re liberal tarts or what have you, but rather, like mercilessly taking the piss out of thick people… and the Republican Party over in America [...]

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Want To See Bristol Palin Cantering Like A Sick Horse On Dancing With The Stars?

by Mof Gimmers

Once upon a time, Britain looked to the Royal Family with distrust because they were always distant and remote. Then, they appeared on our TVs in It’s A Royal Knock-Out! and we all realised that their being away from us was a huge blessing. Now, America is faced with the same feeling after watching Sarah [...]

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Levi Johnston Regrets Saying Sorry To Sarah Palin

by Mof Gimmers

Every so often, a walking guilt-shag comes along. Once, men secretly desired after Kelly Osbourne, never daring to let on because… well… she’s mental and not very attractive. More recently, it was Sarah Palin who is, well, a right wing nutjob. It’s okay though. While you dream of degrading her with your member, Levi Johnston [...]

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Levi Johnston Wants Sarah Palin’s Old Job, Obviously

by Stuart Heritage

Seriously, it must be awesome being Levi Johnston – he’s dedicated his entire life to riling Sarah Palin.

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Bristol Palin Splits Up With Somebody Or Other For The 2392th Time (part 2)

by Mof Gimmers

It must be rubbish being Bristol Palin. Not only is her first name a euphemism for boobs, but her mum is a mentalist. On top of all that, she just can’t seem to keep her man. Oh wait! Yes she can! Nope. Hang on. He’s gone again.

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Bristol Palin Calls Off Engagement To Levi Johnston Because Etc Etc Etc

by Paul Gibson

We know, you’ve had an anxious couple of weeks fretting about how Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston have been getting on with their engagement. Such anxious feelings are only to be expected when one of the couple is the daughter of America’s stupidest and most wholesomely religious person, and the other is famous only for [...]

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Hooray! Bristol Palin & Levi Johnston Ready To Do It Again!

by Stuart Heritage

We’re not female. But if we were, we know exactly what we’d want in a man. A love of hockey, for example.

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