Is it just us, or has the sexual tension between Sarah Palin and Levi Johnston become too much to take?
It’s just us? Oh fine, spoil our dreams. Anyway, Sarah Palin and Levi Johnstone have spent the last few days lobbing grenades at each other in the media. Levi – the father of Sarah Palin’s illegitimate grandchild – has accused Palin of referring to her youngest child, who has Downs syndrome, as ‘retarted’, and Sarah Palin has responded by getting all “He’s not retarded, you’re retarded” back at him. We’re paraphrasing.
But Levi Johnston will have the last laugh – he’s allowed a man to photograph his genitals for cash. Top that, Palin. Actually, don’t.

