Sarah Jessica Parker, you sicken us. Paying a woman to be a surrogate mother is simply not God’s way.
If you wanted children so badly, Sarah Jessica Parker, then you should have done it the natural way – by arbitrarily choosing a smallish African nation and bullying it into giving you a child. Or, if you were having trouble conceiving a baby in that way, then you should have built a school teaching your crackpot religion until the country feels guilty and changes its mind. But doing it via a surrogate, as you’ve just done? Ugh.
But congratulations and everything, yeah?
