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Kim Cattrall Really Hates Sarah Jessica Parker

February 12th, 2018 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

By this point in time, literally everyone on the planet knows that Sex and the City was essentially the 30 to 40 something version of Mean Girls (behind the scenes, anyway), with Kim Cattrall accusing Sarah Jessica Parker of being a tired-ass Regina George.

For years, Kim has been vocal about wanting no part of any further SATC movies and Sarah has been like “Aww, but I wish she would” and apparently Kim is DONE with it, with their kind of one-sided public rivalry having a huge blow-up this past week.

Sarah Jessica Parker Without Makeup

Televisions beloved cosmopolitan girl Carrie Bradshaw on Sex and the City was brought to life by actress Sarah Jessica Parker. Every woman wanted to be a Carrie not least because of her shoe collection and let's face it; no one wanted to be a Samantha.

Sarah Jessica Parker was so talented she won the role of Annie on Broadway as a child. More opportunities came knocking and she had an array of movies under her belt in the 90?s. Series phenomenon Sex and the City was truly stretched out with two questionable movies, and projects that followed included a stint on Glee. Sarah Jessica Parker without makeup looks pleasantly surprising.

5 Hideous Celebrity Fashion Trends That Must Be Stopped

September 3rd, 2013 By Rhiannon Davies

In the immortal words of Regina George: “Stop trying to make fetch happen. It’s not going to happen.” But you can go ahead and substitute ‘fetch’ for ‘fur-lined Birkenstocks’ because they aren’t going to happen either.?

A wise man once said that money can’t buy taste. It’s a blessing in disguise that us regular Joe’s don’t have to worry about buying ugly and expensive things, so it’s our civic duty to remind the rich folk that just because something is expensive, doesn’t mean it looks good. Let’s proceed, shall we?

The 2013 Met Gala Would Make Sid Vicious Turn In His Grave

May 8th, 2013 By Rhiannon Davies

The theme of the 2013 Met Gala was “PUNK: Chaos to Couture” – and yet not one person showed up with safety pin through their lip and ?’Never Mind The Bollocks’ scribbled in marker pen across their bare chest. Congratulations Miley Cyrus, you are now completely useless.

Unless there’s a secret branch of punk that decides to stick it to the man through carefully styled Givenchy gowns and red lipstick, some people really should have read the invitation more carefully. Some people did made a commendable effort by doing strange things to their hair and gluing random studs to themselves. Some people had obviously picked an outfit before they heard about the theme and just thought ‘screw it’. And some people were Madonna.

Kim Cattrall Hilariously Thinks That The UK Doesn’t See Her As Samantha From Sex And The City

June 14th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

If someone said ‘Kim Cattrall’ to you, chances are, you wouldn’t know who the shit they were talking about. If they held up a photograph of them, once you’d stopped questioning why they were so keen to get your opinion on something, you’d say “that’s her from Sex And The City and absolutely nothing else!”

Or you might say – “Mannequin. Wasn’t she in that? No idea. Will you please leave me alone now, because I’ve got things to be getting on with.”

Basically, this no-mark actor will forever be thought of as Samantha Jones from SATC and no-one thinks any different, right? Wrong. See, Kim Cattrall is under the impression that the good people of Blighty don’t just view her as being her Sex And The City character. When we do.

Kim Cattrall Finds Dating Scary, But Is It As Scary As Her Face?

May 19th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Sex And The City is a show that should have been taken to a public square and flogged to within an inch of its life, leaving only a greasy stain and a pair of expensive shoes. Effectively, the show managed to make womankind look like the most vapid, arrogant, backward idiots ever to walk this awful revolving speck of dust we call our planet.

One of the most jarring characters in the show was dead-eyed, corpse-minge of Samantha as played by Kim Cattrall.

And because us plebs consistently forget that these people are actors, portraying a fictional creation, we’re happy to assume that Kim is exactly the same as her most famous role or, at the very least, people get the two confused… which is why she’s right to be frightened of the dating game.

Mr Rooney Fails To Update The Sex Offender’s Register

September 30th, 2010 By Kris Silver

Ferris Bueller, the 80s wild child played by Matthew Broderick, only had one problem in his annoyingly perfect life, the relentless Dean of Students at his High School, Ed Rooney.

Well, Ferris?s days of running from Mr. Rooney can finally be put behind him after 14 long years as actor Jeffrey Jones was sentenced to 250 hours community service and 3 years probation for failing to update his details on the sex offenders register.

Sex And The City 2 Trailer! Decoded!

December 24th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Sex And The City 2 is out next year. Yes, you’re right to be excited. Or dismayed. But mainly excited.

And guess what? There’s a new Sex And The City 2 trailer out! If you’re the sort of person who thinks that drinking pikey cocktails and screeching the word ‘fabulous’ a lot makes up for the fact that you’re a dumpy friendless recruitment consultant from Eastbourne who can’t remember ever experiencing a recognisable human emotion, this is bound to be the best news EVER!

We’ve got the Sex And The City 2 trailer right here for you after the jump. Better yet, we’ve decoded the Sex And The City 2 trailer for you, moment by moment. It’s nothing less than you deserve.

Sarah Jessica Parker Says Miley Cyrus is Like a Viking… Yes, Really

December 15th, 2009 By Amy Grindhouse

Sex and The City 2 will star a horse, a prude, a heartbreaker, a redhead, and a viking. It will also require unparalleled suspension of disbelief.That was our convoluted way of telling you that a truce has finally been called between the horses and the vikings and the two will be frolicking together on a screen near you, May 2010.

What do you mean we should put down the sauce and start being coherent? Oh, okay. Sarah Jessica Parker and the half-starved dungeon full of Mariah Carey‘s cast-off PhotoShoppers will be working overtime on the new movie, part of which features the cast as a bunch of twenty-somethings.

They all had the pleasure of working alongside Miley Cyrus who is the height of a viking, apparently. Sarah made a remark after meeting her 17-year-old guest co-star, saying that Miley was considerably taller than she had anticipated.

Sex And The City 2 Inexplicably Stormed By Crazed Cynthia Nixon Fans

September 4th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Sometimes a piece of news comes along that makes us genuinely confused – people, get ready for that news.

You know Cynthia Nixon from Sex And The City? She’s got fans. Actual fans. Not people who say that they like her to be ironic, or because they think that liking Sarah Jessica Parker would be too obvious. She’s got fans. The sort of hysterical logic-defying fans who’d storm onto the set of Sex And The City 2 just so they can be close to her.

It’s weird. But at least they weren’t Kim Cattrall fans. That would have really freaked us out.