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Sandra Bullock Hasn’t Shut Up About Her Baby For Months

by Stuart Heritage

Sandra Bullock’s adoption of little Louis Bullock has raised several questions, but one stands out above all others.

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Sandra Bullock Has A Baby – So Take THAT, Nazi Sex-Fiends

by Stuart Heritage

Since her spectacular marital disintegration, Sandra Bullock has longed for one thing above all else.

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Bombshell McGee Not Trying To Murder Sandra Bullock, Honest

by Stuart Heritage

She’s destroyed Sandra Bullock’s marriage, has a thing for Nazi uniforms and looks like a redneck Na’vi.

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‘Bombshell’ McGee Sorry For Banging Sandra Bullock’s Chap

by Stuart Heritage

Great news! Yes, Sandra Bullock may be devastated because her husband cheated on her with a tattooed Nazi fetishist.

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Sandra Bullock’s Filthy Filthy FILTHY Sex Tape Sadly Denied

by Stuart Heritage

Ask any man what his fantasy is, and he’ll reply ‘Sandra Bullock, naked, with poo on her face and a gun up her bottom’.

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Jesse James Loves Sandra Bullock Despite Her Lack Of Nazi Hats

by Stuart Heritage

Gentlemen, next Valentine’s Day why not show your lady how much you love her by repeatedly shagging a tattoo model?

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Jesse James Goes To Rehab, Literally Nobody Surprised At All

by Stuart Heritage

Recent celebrity scandals have proved that you can go to rehab for crack addiction, alcohol addiction and sex addiction.

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Sandra Bullock Doesn’t Want Jesse James’s Kids At All

by Stuart Heritage

It looks like the marriage between Sandra Bullock and Jesse James is finally over, and it’s time to divide the stuff.

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Sandra Bullock: Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee Defended By Dad

by Stuart Heritage

Looking back it seems obvious that Jesse James would cheat on Sandra Bullock with Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee.

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Relax Everyone! There’s No Oscar Curse!

by Josh Burt

Right, everyone needs to calm down. Get a nice sweet tea, run yourself a hot bath, sprinkle rose petals around the house. Allow your clothes to slide gently from your body, and dab sprinkles of baby oil onto your thighs. That’s it. Mmm, feel the soft breeze leaping and dancing around your underpants. Now put on that Best [...]

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