Articles tagged with: sam ronson
Twitter Was Made For Lindsay Lohan’s Incessant Ranting
Lindsay Lohan is rather attached to her Twitter account. Attached in a way one should never become attached to a social network. Attached like a chocoholic to their very last Rolo, if you will. The star can often be found on Twitter taking utter leave of her senses. That is to assume that she had any senses to begin with, but there are only so many hours in a day and we have to start somewhere. She tells Twitter her intimate secrets. She shares her hopes and fears. She uses ellipses and exclamation marks in a manner that suggests she fears a shortage of both. She goes on 140-character rants in a manner that makes you glad she doesn't have over 100,000 people reading her lunacy. Oh dear, hang on a minute.
Lindsay Lohan is rather attached to her Twitter account. Attached in a way one should never become attached to a social network. Attached like a chocoholic to their very last Rolo, if you will. The star can often be found on Twitter taking utter leave of her senses. That is to assume that she had any senses to begin with, but there are only so many hours in a day and we have to start somewhere. She tells Twitter her intimate secrets. She shares her hopes and fears. She uses ellipses and exclamation marks in a manner that suggests she fears a shortage of both. She goes on 140-character rants in a manner that makes you glad she doesn't have over 100,000 people reading her lunacy. Oh dear, hang on a minute.
Lindsay Lohan + Sam Ronson x Sex Toys = (Our) Vomit Everywhere
When the list is finally produced covering the 'Things We Absolutely Do Not Want To Ever Know About, Ever', this will be right up there at the top. Nobody needs to know that Sam Ronson has apparently bought Lindsay Lohan a big pile of sex toys for her birthday. We didn't need to know, we didn't want to know and we feel a bit sick now. Which is why we had to tell you lot, so you can feel as ill as we do. Yep - sick as a dog.
When the list is finally produced covering the 'Things We Absolutely Do Not Want To Ever Know About, Ever', this will be right up there at the top. Nobody needs to know that Sam Ronson has apparently bought Lindsay Lohan a big pile of sex toys for her birthday. We didn't need to know, we didn't want to know and we feel a bit sick now. Which is why we had to tell you lot, so you can feel as ill as we do. Yep - sick as a dog.
Lindsay Lohan is a Huge Stalking Stalker. Possibly.
In a news nugget sure to change the very way we think about humanity itself, Lindsay Lohan has arrived in London to do some stuff. Hold us back, this could be epoch-making. Speculation has been mounting that the star of Herbie and, umm... hecklerspray has timed her arrival to coincide with that of former/current were-they-weren't-they lover/pal/fanny chum Sam Ronson, who is in town to get paid to play a couple of records. It's called "DJing", apparently. Ah well, at least it involves more talent than standing still and managing not to die while being photographed. For money. Which exactly what Lindsay is doing.
In a news nugget sure to change the very way we think about humanity itself, Lindsay Lohan has arrived in London to do some stuff. Hold us back, this could be epoch-making. Speculation has been mounting that the star of Herbie and, umm... hecklerspray has timed her arrival to coincide with that of former/current were-they-weren't-they lover/pal/fanny chum Sam Ronson, who is in town to get paid to play a couple of records. It's called "DJing", apparently. Ah well, at least it involves more talent than standing still and managing not to die while being photographed. For money. Which exactly what Lindsay is doing.
Are Lindsay Lohan & Sam Ronson Back Together? Kill Us Now
We have good news and bad news. The good news? Lindsay Lohan won't be concentrating on her career like she promised. The bad news? It's because Lindsay Lohan might very well be back together with Sam Ronson. Nothing's confirmed yet, but a series of meetings and a suspicious Facebook update certainly seem to point in that direction. So the question is this - are Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson back together? To which the only appropriate response is to murmur "Oh God, I don't CARE!" before repeatedly slamming your head on a desk. We trust that's what you're all doing now.
We have good news and bad news. The good news? Lindsay Lohan won't be concentrating on her career like she promised. The bad news? It's because Lindsay Lohan might very well be back together with Sam Ronson. Nothing's confirmed yet, but a series of meetings and a suspicious Facebook update certainly seem to point in that direction. So the question is this - are Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson back together? To which the only appropriate response is to murmur "Oh God, I don't CARE!" before repeatedly slamming your head on a desk. We trust that's what you're all doing now.
Lindsay Lohan: Still Refusing To Shut Up About Anything
say LohanWe're thrilled that Ellen DeGeneres gave Lindsay Lohan a platform to air her views on her break-up yesterday. Because where else has Lindsay Lohan had the opportunity to discuss her life since the Sam Ronson split? You know, apart from her Twitter account. And her MySpace blog. And that magazine she's on the front cover of. And all the other magazines she's not on the front cover of. And that Funny Or Die video. And TMZ approximately every six or seven seconds. Nowhere, that's where. So what did Lindsay Lohan have to say to Ellen yesterday? Oh, like anybody cares.
say LohanWe're thrilled that Ellen DeGeneres gave Lindsay Lohan a platform to air her views on her break-up yesterday. Because where else has Lindsay Lohan had the opportunity to discuss her life since the Sam Ronson split? You know, apart from her Twitter account. And her MySpace blog. And that magazine she's on the front cover of. And all the other magazines she's not on the front cover of. And that Funny Or Die video. And TMZ approximately every six or seven seconds. Nowhere, that's where. So what did Lindsay Lohan have to say to Ellen yesterday? Oh, like anybody cares.
Lindsay Lohan: “Blah Blah Blah Sam Ronson Boo Hoo Hoo”
Admit it, you were sad when Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson split up. We were, but only because we knew the consequences. And what consequences they are. Now that she's split with Sam Ronson, it means that we'll have to put up with Lindsay Lohan bleating on relentlessly about how sad she is until the end of time. That's not an exaggeration - we'll all have to listen to Lindsay Lohan's self-pity until the literal end of actual time. Because Lindsay Lohan hasn't just split up with Sam Ronson - a woman from The Sopranos was also slightly rude to her. Sad.
Admit it, you were sad when Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson split up. We were, but only because we knew the consequences. And what consequences they are. Now that she's split with Sam Ronson, it means that we'll have to put up with Lindsay Lohan bleating on relentlessly about how sad she is until the end of time. That's not an exaggeration - we'll all have to listen to Lindsay Lohan's self-pity until the literal end of actual time. Because Lindsay Lohan hasn't just split up with Sam Ronson - a woman from The Sopranos was also slightly rude to her. Sad.
Hey Gender Nonspecific Weirdos, Lindsay Lohan’s Single!
You've done a lot of stupid things in the past, Lindsay Lohan - *coughHerbiecough* - but this takes the cake. Lindsay Lohan has split with Sam Ronson. And it's meant that Sam Ronson had to change the locks to her apartment, and that Lindsay Lohan has spent most of her time thumping out all kinds of illegible fury on her Twitter page. But why so stupid? Because it's Easter, and Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson are supposed to mark all major holidays with a public brawl. We were looking forward to that brawl, Lindsay Lohan. You won't be forgiven in a hurry.
You've done a lot of stupid things in the past, Lindsay Lohan - *coughHerbiecough* - but this takes the cake. Lindsay Lohan has split with Sam Ronson. And it's meant that Sam Ronson had to change the locks to her apartment, and that Lindsay Lohan has spent most of her time thumping out all kinds of illegible fury on her Twitter page. But why so stupid? Because it's Easter, and Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson are supposed to mark all major holidays with a public brawl. We were looking forward to that brawl, Lindsay Lohan. You won't be forgiven in a hurry.
Lindsay Lohan & Sam Ronson Have A Fight: Oh, Look Surprised
Speculation over Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson's relationship has been running wild over recent months. But let's give credit where it's due. It doesn't matter how bad things seem to be between them, Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson are at least limiting their embarrassing public spats to major calendar events. Following their New Year's Eve blow-up, Lindsay and Sam have decided to have a Valentine's Day fight as well. Fans of hearing the same old nonsense should read on - everyone else should wait for Pancake Day, when Lindsay Lohan plans to set fire to Sam Ronson's feet.
Speculation over Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson's relationship has been running wild over recent months. But let's give credit where it's due. It doesn't matter how bad things seem to be between them, Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson are at least limiting their embarrassing public spats to major calendar events. Following their New Year's Eve blow-up, Lindsay and Sam have decided to have a Valentine's Day fight as well. Fans of hearing the same old nonsense should read on - everyone else should wait for Pancake Day, when Lindsay Lohan plans to set fire to Sam Ronson's feet.
