These days, there are two ways to get at Salma Hayek’s boobies – one is by being a malnourished African baby.
And the other is by being a billionaire. Chances are you’re neither, so you’ll have to make do without. But French billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault won’t, because he apparently got married to Salma Hayek on Valentine’s Day in Paris.
Why did Salma Hayek marry Francois-Henri Pinault? Was it to see if even Salma Hayek’s husband will get bored of looking at the same pair of breasts day after day, or was it because HE’S A BLOODY BILLIONAIRE? Oh, let’s just say both.
