Africans get all the luck – near-constant sunshine, Bono’s full attention and now Salma Hayek’s boobs, too.
Seriously, we’re burning up with envy. Salma Hayek – the adequate yet massively-norked actress, has breastfed an African baby in Sierra Leone while on a charity mission.
It’s neither offensive or an exaggeration to say that, because of this news, we’re honestly planning to black up, stop eating for a month, develop an intestinal parasite, sellotape some flies to our eyes, fly to Africa and sit around in rags crying on the off-chance that Salma Hayek would return and shove a tit into our mouth.
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Africans get all the luck - near-constant sunshine, Bono's full attention and now Salma Hayek's boobs, too.
Seriously, we're burning up with envy. Salma Hayek - the adequate yet massively-norked actress, has breastfed an African baby in Sierra Leone while on a charity mission.
It's neither offensive or an exaggeration to say that, because of this news, we're honestly planning to black up, stop eating for a month, develop an intestinal parasite, sellotape some flies to our eyes, fly to Africa and sit around in rags crying one the off-chance that Salma Hayek would return and shove a tit into our mouth.
