Articles tagged with: salma Hayek
Salma Hayek Marries A Billionaire For Some Reason
These days, there are two ways to get at Salma Hayek's boobies - one is by being a malnourished African baby. And the other is by being a billionaire. Chances are you're neither, so you'll have to make do without. But French billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault won't, because he apparently got married to Salma Hayek on Valentine's Day in Paris. Why did Salma Hayek marry Francois-Henri Pinault? Was it to see if even Salma Hayek's husband will get bored of looking at the same pair of breasts day after day, or was it because HE'S A BLOODY BILLIONAIRE? Oh, let's just say both.
These days, there are two ways to get at Salma Hayek's boobies - one is by being a malnourished African baby. And the other is by being a billionaire. Chances are you're neither, so you'll have to make do without. But French billionaire Francois-Henri Pinault won't, because he apparently got married to Salma Hayek on Valentine's Day in Paris. Why did Salma Hayek marry Francois-Henri Pinault? Was it to see if even Salma Hayek's husband will get bored of looking at the same pair of breasts day after day, or was it because HE'S A BLOODY BILLIONAIRE? Oh, let's just say both.
Salma Hayek Saves All Of Africa With One Of Her Boobies
Africans get all the luck - near-constant sunshine, Bono's full attention and now Salma Hayek's boobs, too. Seriously, we're burning up with envy. Salma Hayek - the adequate yet massively-norked actress, has breastfed an African baby in Sierra Leone while on a charity mission. It's neither offensive or an exaggeration to say that, because of this news, we're honestly planning to black up, stop eating for a month, develop an intestinal parasite, sellotape some flies to our eyes, fly to Africa and sit around in rags crying on the off-chance that Salma Hayek would return and shove a tit into our mouth.
Africans get all the luck - near-constant sunshine, Bono's full attention and now Salma Hayek's boobs, too. Seriously, we're burning up with envy. Salma Hayek - the adequate yet massively-norked actress, has breastfed an African baby in Sierra Leone while on a charity mission. It's neither offensive or an exaggeration to say that, because of this news, we're honestly planning to black up, stop eating for a month, develop an intestinal parasite, sellotape some flies to our eyes, fly to Africa and sit around in rags crying on the off-chance that Salma Hayek would return and shove a tit into our mouth.
Top 13 Vampire Babes
There really is something about a girl with a pasty complexion, long fangs and an unhealthy desire to suck your blood dry. OK, so put like that, it sounds a bit odd. But there's little doubt that vampires can be very sexy. Admittedly, Dracula never did anything for us. But whether it's Kate Beckinsale in a tight leather bodysuit or Salma Hayek dancing with a snake, these damsels of the dark are worth getting into a flap about...
There really is something about a girl with a pasty complexion, long fangs and an unhealthy desire to suck your blood dry. OK, so put like that, it sounds a bit odd. But there's little doubt that vampires can be very sexy. Admittedly, Dracula never did anything for us. But whether it's Kate Beckinsale in a tight leather bodysuit or Salma Hayek dancing with a snake, these damsels of the dark are worth getting into a flap about...
