Big Brother: Sophia Out & Saffia Walks, So Hooray Big Brother can be odd. This time last week we were peeved because there was a Sophie, a Sophia and an Saffia in the house. But now? Now Sophia has been evicted for being the world's most awful munchkin, Saffia has walked - presumably to hunt for her long-lost personality - and Sophie's been renamed Dogface. It almost makes us wish that all the other Big Brother housemates were called variations on the name Sophie too, because then they'd all leave at once and we'd be happy again. Anyway, here are the awful sods who've caught our eye on Big Brother this week...

Big Brother: This Year’s Collection Of Awful Wazzocks First the facts. This is Big Brother's tenth anniversary, and the fifth anniversary of us writing about it. We don't know which is worse. Nevertheless, the new series of Big Brother kicked off last night, which means that from now until let's say the end of actual time itself, we're going to have to watch hour after of hour of preening turdbaskets discussing nothing using a subnormal vocabulary. And we'll be with you every ghastly step of the way. But first we should probably introduce ourselves to the newest batch of Big Brother housemates, shouldn't we? Fair enough, then...