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World Mourns Death Of Humour As Sacha Baron Cohen Signs Three-Year Film Deal

March 1st, 2012 By Paul Pencott

Alleged ?funny man? and renowned one-trick pony Sacha Baron Cohen is thought to be the only man on earth laughing as it is announced he has signed an exclusive three-year ?development? deal with Paramount Studios.

It is believed the ?developing? will involve churning-out yet more identikit cinematic ennui-fests destined to leave laughter-enthusiasts stony-faced and mildly depressed.

Announcing the deal, Paramount CEO Brad Grey described Baron Cohen as ?the rare global comedy star? which we take to mean:??He has the rare ability of being found desperately unamusing the world over, yet somehow makes sheds of money for film studios. Good toimes, as that other comedy genius Justin Lee Collins would say. But not to his ex-girlfriend. He definitely has nothing to say to her. And never has.?

Sacha Baron Cohen Accuses The Oscars Of Being ‘Zionists’

February 24th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Remember we told you about?Sacha Baron Cohen getting banned from The Oscars? Remember? Well, he’s responded to it all by calling the?Academy “Zionists”, which is not a nice thing to call a bunch of people.?

Unless, of course, you’re a proud Zionist, to which, well done you. At least you have something to keep you busy, eh? You’re probably tired of people making ‘iron lion’ jokes though.

So where does Cohen get off on calling people Zionists?

Sacha Baron Cohen – Currently A Dictator – Probably Banned From Oscars

February 23rd, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Sacha Baron Cohen loves trolling America doesn’t he? He’s took swipes at all their prejudices. Racism, homophobia, Christianity, violence – they’ve all been poked at with a satire stick. Now, Cohen is The Dictator.?

Sweet Jeebus, is this the role that will finally see him being killed by someone or is he just too famous now?

Either way, Cohen is going to the Academy Awards this weekend. The Academy Awards is what pretentious halfwits call The Oscars. And, according to everyone, Cohen has not been banned from going… which of course means that he’s absolutely banned from attending.

Ali G and Borat star Sacha Baron Cohen To Play Freddie Mercury In A Film About Queen – May Or May Not Include Buck Teeth Prop

September 17th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Sacha Baron Cohen is taking a step away from mocking the working classes of various countries in an attempt to ultimately make stupid people look even stupider on the screen (obviously, we’re talking about Ali G and Borat here) in favour of playing Freddie Mercury.

This is the latest in a long line of Let’s Flog The Dead Horse That Is Queen, thanks to the surviving group member’s lack of talent.

Unless, of course, you count Brian May’s penchant for wearing clogs and notoriously having curly hair a ‘talent’.

No, Really, James Cameron Would Love The Oscars To Mock Avatar

March 5th, 2010 By Stuart Heritage

Each year the Oscars have a theme. Admittedly most of the time the theme is Sobbing Millionaires, so nobody really notices.

But not this year. This year it looks like the main Oscars theme will be Whatever You Do, Don’t Piss James Cameron Off. One movie producer has already been banned from the Oscars for badmouthing Avatar in an email, and now Sacha Baron Cohen has also been told to stay away because his planned Avatar skit might have ended up offending James Cameron.

Not that James Cameron minds. In fact, he’s said that he’d love the Oscars to poke fun at Avatar. Obviously the people responsible for the poking will never work in Hollywood again, and their house might mysteriously burn down in the middle of the night, and all the food they eat afterwards might taste a bit like poison, but that’s all part of the fun, isn’t it?

Terrorists Want To Fly Planes Into Big Gay Bruno

July 17th, 2009 By Shawn Lindseth

The thing about terrorists is this – sure, they’re more than happy to sit giggling in a small room with a flaming gay Austrian for hours on end, but if you put it in an international film, darn it all, they are gonna have to save face.

And when we say save face, we mean they’re gonna have to kill Sacha Baron Cohen. After all, in his Bruno movie he somehow made them all look homo friendly – and something like that?could lead to a lot of teasing at the next militant Muslim extremist Christmas gala.

Bruno Penetrates The Weekend Box Office

July 12th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

It's the second-most controversial film of the year – after Paul Blart – but Bruno has aced the weekend box office.

Despite attracting waves of controversy based on its edgy subject matter, Bruno – Sacha Baron Cohen?s follow-up to Borat – has entered the US weekend box office at number one, where it will definitely remain next week even though Harry Potter?s coming out.

It just goes to show that Transformers isn't the only movie that can break records this year – Bruno has officially become the highest-grossing movie ever to feature a talking urethra. Michael Bay, we await your response with baited breath.

Sacha Baron Cohen Gets Sued, Part 23: This Time It’s War

June 4th, 2009 By Ian Dransfield

Things that are certain in life: Big Brother will be awful but it will drag us all in for the hideous ride. Death, taxes and an irritating headache on the day you’re supposed to be going on a big night out. Sacha Baron Cohen will get sued eight billion times for whichever of his comedy characters he’s been parading around most recently.

Yes, the latter has once again happened, with Cohen’s Bruno being sued for allegedly hurting a woman in a bingo hall quite badly.

Normally this would bring cries of derision from hecklerspray, but this time it looks a bit different…

Paula Abdul Gets Borated By Bruno

May 1st, 2009 By Shawn Lindseth

When Hecklerspray gets called into various places to accept awards and whatnot, we routinely do four things.

The first is we always have a sword pointed at the innards of whoever hands us our trophy. That’s just to ensure an enthusiastic and positive over-the-top speech, which works well over half the time. If you Youtube ‘Hecklerspray, Billy Crystal, Kidney Sack Spill’ ‘you’ll see exactly what we’re talking about there.

Other major celebrities have a similar routine of only attending certain award ceremonies. Paula Abdul, for instance, only attends them when the presenter is Sacha Baron Cohen with cameras rolling.