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Scarlett Johansson Is Dating Sean Penn. You’re Annoyed By That Aren’t You?

by Mof Gimmers

You probably fancy Scarlett Johansson, even though you might need three or four attempts at writing her name before you’re convinced you’ve done it correctly. Even so, you think ‘great rack!’ or whatever. When she split with her husband Ryan ‘Who He?’, many of you will have started daydreaming about a time when maybe, just [...]

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Sandra Bullock And Ryan Reynolds Are Now An Item And Enjoying Some Kind Of Grief Based Sex

by Mof Gimmers

Celebrities are brilliant aren’t they? They’re always doing really stupid things and, in the event that they’re not, we can just make stuff up about them because they’ve got this misguided notion that all publicity is good publicity. You try telling that to John Leslie that. Anyway, because they’re both on the rebound, everyone has [...]

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Scarlett Johansson And Ryan Reynolds Become The 3572th Celebrity Couple To Split Up This Week

by Mof Gimmers

Mud once sang “Try to imagine a Christmas all alone. That’s where I’ll be since you left me. My tears could melt the snow. What can I do without you? I got no place, no place to go. It’ll be lonely this Christmas without you to hold, it’ll be lonely this Christmas, lonely and cold.” [...]

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At Least Two Bad Decisions Collide In The Green Lantern Trailer

by Robyn Wilder

You know what women love? Comic book superheroes. That’s women all over, isn’t it  – noses forever buried in graphic novels, absently scratching their privates through their sweatpants. And men! Are they ever going to get enough of that Ryan Reynolds character? Cinemas are FULL of typical men swooning whenever Ryan Reynolds drops a signature [...]

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Wolverine – Blu-Ray Review

by David Scarborough

Fanboy idol Hugh Jackman knows when he puts on the mutton chops that he is onto a winner. So much so that, now he’s back again as the Gillette razor clawed Wolverine, he’s barely made any effort to make this entry stick out from the rest of the franchise.

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WEBTHUMP! Wednesday 20 May 2009

by Stuart Heritage

10 – What’s that? You want a gif of Gordon Ramsay pawing a woman on the boob? – Kuonji 9 – A Russian girl with an AK-47. Not sexy – I Am Bored 8 – If Lost characters told the truth. Splendid – Cracked 7 – The best page on Amazon. Fact – Amazon

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Watch The Proposal Trailer!

by Alex de Moller

Sandra Bullock is getting deported. She’s a Canadian you see, and far too many of them are flooding over the border to live off American prosperity. She’s also the nightmare boss of a huge corporation. The kind of she-wolf that you curse from your cubicle and makes you turn in your six-hour slumber. Margaret Tate [...]

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Scarlett Johansson Thinks Her Unborn Babies Can All Eff Off

by Stuart Heritage

Now that Scarlett Johansson is happily married to Van Wilder, you’d expect that babies were next on the agenda.

That’s unless you don’t care. Which you probably shouldn’t do, in fairness. After all, it’s not like you know Scarlett Johansson or Van Wilder, and you’d have to be a complete weirdo to like either of them enough to care about their potential children. Is that what you are? A weirdo? Is it? Want to know about Scarlett Johansson’s unborn babies, do you? You make us sick. Sick.

As it happens, Scarlett Johansson doesn’t want any babies yet. Are you happy now? Jesus.

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Scarlett Johansson Marries Ryan Reynolds, Nobody Knows Why

by Stuart Heritage

Scarlett Johansson – one of the most beautiful actresses in the world who could literally take her pick of any man alive – has just got married.

But who has Scarlett Johansson got married to? A king? James Bond? A philanthropic playboy billionaire? Pre-goose Fabio? No. Scarlett Johansson has got married to Ryan Reynolds – the man who you’ll probably recognise as the bloke you wanted to punch square in the face for the entire duration of that Definitely, Maybe film your girlfriend made you go and see.

Apparently Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynold’s wedding was a small, quiet affair attended by only a handful of people. That’s not to say that more people weren’t invited – they just never got round to replying because they’ve all been scratching their heads and going “Ryan Reynolds? Why?” ever since the invitations arrived.

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Scarlett Johansson’s Boobs Get Engaged To Van Wilder

by Stuart Heritage

Scarlett Johansson has an album out soon and she’ll do anything to promote it – even get engaged to Van Wilder.

According to reports, Scarlett Johansson and boyfriend Ryan Reynolds have just got engaged. And, while it’s nice to see that Scarlett and Ryan have decided not to follow the current celebrity trend of secret never-confirmed weddings, it’d probably be bigger news if Ryan Reynolds was a bit more, you know, famous.

Oh, we’re just kidding. We’re sure that Ryan Reynolds is as warm and caring as you could possibly hope for. The real question is what a catch like Ryan sees in a rich, talented, successful tit factory like Scarlett Johansson. Wonders will never cease.

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