Articles tagged with: ryan reynolds
Wolverine – Blu-Ray Review
Fanboy idol Hugh Jackman knows when he puts on the mutton chops that he is onto a winner. So much so that, now he's back again as the Gillette razor clawed Wolverine, he's barely made any effort to make this entry stick out from the rest of the franchise.
Fanboy idol Hugh Jackman knows when he puts on the mutton chops that he is onto a winner. So much so that, now he's back again as the Gillette razor clawed Wolverine, he's barely made any effort to make this entry stick out from the rest of the franchise.
WEBTHUMP! Wednesday 20 May 2009
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Sandra Bullock is getting deported. She's a Canadian you see, and far too many of them are flooding over the border to live off American prosperity. She's also the nightmare boss of a huge corporation. The kind of she-wolf that you curse from your cubicle and makes you turn in your six-hour slumber. Margaret Tate (Bullock) is getting deported and her least favourite employee, Andrew Paxton (Ryan Reynolds), is the perfect excuse for her to cling to power. Either Andrew agrees to marry her or he gets his ass fired.
Sandra Bullock is getting deported. She's a Canadian you see, and far too many of them are flooding over the border to live off American prosperity. She's also the nightmare boss of a huge corporation. The kind of she-wolf that you curse from your cubicle and makes you turn in your six-hour slumber. Margaret Tate (Bullock) is getting deported and her least favourite employee, Andrew Paxton (Ryan Reynolds), is the perfect excuse for her to cling to power. Either Andrew agrees to marry her or he gets his ass fired.
Scarlett Johansson Thinks Her Unborn Babies Can All Eff Off
Now that Scarlett Johansson is happily married to Van Wilder, you'd expect that babies were next on the agenda. That's unless you don't care. Which you probably shouldn't do, in fairness. After all, it's not like you know Scarlett Johansson or Van Wilder, and you'd have to be a complete weirdo to like either of them enough to care about their potential children. Is that what you are? A weirdo? Is it? Want to know about Scarlett Johansson's unborn babies, do you? You make us sick. Sick. As it happens, Scarlett Johansson doesn't want any babies yet. Are you happy now? Jesus.
Now that Scarlett Johansson is happily married to Van Wilder, you'd expect that babies were next on the agenda. That's unless you don't care. Which you probably shouldn't do, in fairness. After all, it's not like you know Scarlett Johansson or Van Wilder, and you'd have to be a complete weirdo to like either of them enough to care about their potential children. Is that what you are? A weirdo? Is it? Want to know about Scarlett Johansson's unborn babies, do you? You make us sick. Sick. As it happens, Scarlett Johansson doesn't want any babies yet. Are you happy now? Jesus.
Scarlett Johansson Marries Ryan Reynolds, Nobody Knows Why
Scarlett Johansson - one of the most beautiful actresses in the world who could literally take her pick of any man alive - has just got married. But who has Scarlett Johansson got married to? A king? James Bond? A philanthropic playboy billionaire? Pre-goose Fabio? No. Scarlett Johansson has got married to Ryan Reynolds - the man who you'll probably recognise as the bloke you wanted to punch square in the face for the entire duration of that Definitely, Maybe film your girlfriend made you go and see. Apparently Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynold's wedding was a small, quiet affair attended by only a handful of people. That's not to say that more people weren't invited - they just never got round to replying because they've all been scratching their heads and going "Ryan Reynolds? Why?" ever since the invitations arrived.
Scarlett Johansson - one of the most beautiful actresses in the world who could literally take her pick of any man alive - has just got married. But who has Scarlett Johansson got married to? A king? James Bond? A philanthropic playboy billionaire? Pre-goose Fabio? No. Scarlett Johansson has got married to Ryan Reynolds - the man who you'll probably recognise as the bloke you wanted to punch square in the face for the entire duration of that Definitely, Maybe film your girlfriend made you go and see. Apparently Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynold's wedding was a small, quiet affair attended by only a handful of people. That's not to say that more people weren't invited - they just never got round to replying because they've all been scratching their heads and going "Ryan Reynolds? Why?" ever since the invitations arrived.
Scarlett Johansson’s Boobs Get Engaged To Van Wilder
Scarlett Johansson has an album out soon and she'll do anything to promote it - even get engaged to Van Wilder. According to reports, Scarlett Johansson and boyfriend Ryan Reynolds have just got engaged. And, while it's nice to see that Scarlett and Ryan have decided not to follow the current celebrity trend of secret never-confirmed weddings, it'd probably be bigger news if Ryan Reynolds was a bit more, you know, famous. Oh, we're just kidding. We're sure that Ryan Reynolds is as warm and caring as you could possibly hope for. The real question is what a catch like Ryan sees in a rich, talented, successful tit factory like Scarlett Johansson. Wonders will never cease.
Scarlett Johansson has an album out soon and she'll do anything to promote it - even get engaged to Van Wilder. According to reports, Scarlett Johansson and boyfriend Ryan Reynolds have just got engaged. And, while it's nice to see that Scarlett and Ryan have decided not to follow the current celebrity trend of secret never-confirmed weddings, it'd probably be bigger news if Ryan Reynolds was a bit more, you know, famous. Oh, we're just kidding. We're sure that Ryan Reynolds is as warm and caring as you could possibly hope for. The real question is what a catch like Ryan sees in a rich, talented, successful tit factory like Scarlett Johansson. Wonders will never cease.
No Babies Or Wedding Bells For Scarlett Johansson
Heterosexual males and homosexual females - and anyone else who has a pulse – unite and take note: Scarlett Johansson’s relationship to actor boyfriend Ryan Reynolds may be on the rocks.
According to a ‘Stateside spy’ working under cover for the Daily Mail, their relationship has ‘hit a rough patch’. It seems Scarlett has been scared off by Ryan’s mentioning of babies and weddings. The spy said:
"Scarlett is younger and has no desire for a husband or family just yet."
What’s this? An A-list female celebrity who prioritises her career above procreation?
How refreshing.
