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The Top 6 Coolest Canadian Celebrities

June 26th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Canada Day is just around the corner, and, in case you haven’t picked up on it yet, I just so happen to be Canadian! Canada isn’t just some liberal place Americans flee to in dystopian fiction (ok, and in real life sometimes), it’s actually produced some really cool people, some of which are famous!

Since I’ll probably be white girl wasted on actual Canada Day, I would like to take this moment to appreciate some of the sweet treasures my country has given the world. And no, neither Drake or Justin Bieber is on this list. Also, I know 6 is a weird number, but fuck off.

Best Celebrity Halloween Costumes 2016

November 5th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Well, my favourite day of the whole year, Halloween, has come and gone, which means I am officially prepared to go into full blown holly jolly Buddy the Christmas elf Christmas mode. Seriously, I watched Christmas with the Kranks yesterday. I like to watch that movie early because it’s not like a top 10 Christmas movie so I don’t need to save it until December, but I still really enjoy it, but anyway.

However, before I go all holiday cheer on your asses, I’d like to look back at this Halloween to examine some of the best celeb costumes. I’m always so jealous of celebrity Halloween costumes because they have so much fucking money that their costumes can RULE. Here are some that ruled HARD.

Hot Canadian Babies Are Coming

April 15th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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Two of the hottest men in Hollywood for the past decade have been a couple of Canadian dudes named Ryan (Gosling and Reynolds, respectively). I mean they’re both mega hot, ripped, funny, and extremely talented. They also dress well. They’re the type of guys you’d want to punch in the face for being so fucking perfect if it weren’t for the fact that they also seem pretty likable, as well.

Anyway, Hot Ryan #1 (Gosling) and Hot Ryan #2 (Sorry Ryan Reynolds, Gosling has been my #1 since his days on “Breaker High), both shacked up with Hollywood mega babes (Gosling with the exotic Eva Mendes and Reynolds with the basic-but-beautiful Blake Lively) and produced what are sure to be two of the most beautiful girls on the face of the planet, and, apparently, they’ve done it again!

10 Things to Get Jazzed About in 2015

January 31st, 2015 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

The first month of 2015 has almost come to an end, and so far it’s been moderately eventful (emphasis on moderate). In the world of celebrity, it’s hard to predict what the?big stories and scandals of the year are going to be, but there are always a few things we know are going to happen that we can look forward to.

Here’s a countdown of 10 pop culturally relevant?things you can potentially get?jazzed about in 2015, because it’s always nice to have something to look forward to, even if it is Kim Kardashian’s?book of selifes.

Blake Lively Sure Popped That Kid Out Fast

January 5th, 2015 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Is it just me, or was Blake Lively legit pregnant for like two seconds? Everything about this damn woman is so unfair. She’s insanely stunning and stylish and remained so during her pregnancy, and now, according to reports, she has popped out what will potentially be one of the best looking babies in the world.

According to Page Six and UsWeekly (which I always trust), Blake actually popped out her baby over the holidays in her and Ryan’s Bedford, NY home and has?somehow managed not to post anything about it on her Goop Jr. website. Wait a second! People magazine is also reporting it, so it has officially become true! Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are really parents now!

Ryan Reynolds Now Competing With Ryan Gosling For Most Beautiful Baby

October 6th, 2014 By Megan Leitch

I feel like I kind of totally forgot that Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively were married.? They started dating quietly, got married quietly, and now that Lively doesn’t seem to act much anymore (hopefully due to the fact that she realized she sucks at is), they aren’t often up there in my “celebrities I give a crap about” log book.

But now that the two have announced they are having a baby, I care again.? As if having one spawn created from the sperm of a gorgeous, famous Ryan wasn’t enough, we are now lucky enough to have two.? Yes, Ryan Reynolds may not be nearly as sweet or feminist approved as Gosling, but one cannot deny those abs.

Top 10 Heart Throbs From the ’90s Who Are Way Hotter Now

January 15th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

If you spend five minutes with me, you will discover that I am eternally stuck in the 90’s. Whether it be my taste in music, movies, television or fashion, I miss that shit every day of my life. The 90’s were the best, and they had some mega hunks, and, lucky for me, a lot of those mega hunks went on to become even bigger mega hunks!

The above pic is from YM Magazine’s Hottest Guys of Summer 1998 issue (you people probably don’t even know what YM Magazine is…pfft). I’m going to be honest with you: None of the guys on the cover of this magazine are on this list (even though they’ve all aged pretty well), however, a bunch of dudes from inside the magazine that were considered to be some of the hottest guys of 1998 ARE on this list, so let’s have a look and see what hunks are even hunkier now, shall we?

Ryan Reynolds And Reese Witherspoon To Distract From Helena Bonham Carter Plotting The End Of The World

January 24th, 2012 By Robin Darke

The Mayans said that the World would end in 2012, December 21st in fact (so don't be buying any Peacocks gifts vouchers), but those pesky Aztec ripoff neglected to mention that one the signs of the upcoming Apocalypse would be Helena Bonham-Carter not starring in a Tim Burton film.

And here we are, like the nose on your plain face, looking right at the factual evidence that Bonham-Carter is going to be elsewhere when they film ?Big Eyes.?

Instead of the massively haired weirdo, Burton has picked the insufferable Reese Witherspoon and the equally insufferable but slightly more fanciable, Ryan Reynolds to play the parts of indie artists, Margaret and Walter Keane respectively.

Ryan Gosling? Ryan Reynolds? What’s The Difference?

December 22nd, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Hey perverts! Get ready to say “Oooh. I wouldn’t say that to him. I’d…” and then trail off into your own dirty thoughts. Okay? Let’s go shall we! Ryan Gosling is fed up with people confusing him for fellow actor Ryan Reynolds.

Do you know the difference?

Seems a lot of people don’t. Once you’ve met someone called Ryan, you’ve met ’em all haven’t you? And besides, no Ryan ever amounted to much did they? It’s a stupid, boring name. Anyway, what does Gosling think about being confused for Mr R. Reynolds of Hollywood, Dumbsville?

Sean Penn Is A Massive Bitch And A Commie One At That

December 21st, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

When Sean Penn’s not being pestered by Scarlett Johansson on the rebound, he’s being all philanthropic and all that jive. Of course, having a political persuasion means you’ll rub some people up the wrong way and they shout at you.

Mercifully for Sean Penn, he’s a grade-a bitch. He has put-downs that could almost match the output of a drag queen convention.

And who found this out at their cost? Why, if it wasn’t a co-star of his who accused Penn of being a Communist. What fun!