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Two People Known for Fighting Got in a Fight

October 17th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Well if this isn’t a case of mess versus mess than I don’t know what is (not true, I do: Mel Gibson versus Farrah Abraham, but whatever). On Saturday, Russell Crowe and Azealia Banks were at a dinner party together at the Beverly Hills Hotel which, I know, screams random.

Both are apparently pals with rapper-actor RZA, and as the story goes, it was Crowe’s dinner party and Banks came as RZA’s guest. Clearly RZA is a fucking idiot, because you don’t bring a mess who wants to fight everyone to the dinner of another mess who wants to fight everyone. So, yeah, a fight happened.

George Clooney Totally Loves to Gossip About Famous People

November 14th, 2013 By Megan Leitch

George Clooney is a pretty awesome dude.? He is a fan of practical jokes, he donates a lot of time and money to multiple charities and causes, and he brought sexy back to grey hair.? He doesn’t seem to take himself too seriously, which in a world full of pretentious jackasses is really refreshing.

In the December issue of Esquire, Clooney shows everyone once again how fantastic he is.? He manages you make you make you laugh and has no problem calling out some of Hollywood’s most elite on their bullshit, which is just hysterical.

Russell Crowe Ends Marriage, Becomes Happy Hobo

October 17th, 2012 By Chris Starr

Breakups are fucking difficult, man. As someone who’s recently (I say recently: it’s been three months, which is still a fairly big percentage of my life, all told) come out of a long-term relationship I know it’s hard. Which is why I’m so happy to see Russell Crowe looking like a happy hobo.

Truth be told, there have been points where I wished that I too could withdraw from society, grow a bitchin’ beard and put on a goofy smile for cameras. After all, when’s a better time than when single to grow facial hair? When you’re in a relationship, women crave the look of a good beard, but then as soon as you get close enough to kiss them they go “ow it scratches”.

Russell Crowe To Be A Vampire Hunter – Don’t Tell Nicholas Cage

February 13th, 2012 By Robin Darke

It seems that Russell Crowe is soon to be a very busy boy if the rumours that he is set to become a fighter of the undead, a slayer of the night, and general wooden enthusiast are to be believed.

Not happy with ruining circumcision and the noble sport of telephone throwing for everyone (and Naomi Campbell) he is going to ruin all those little girls? dreams of finally marrying Robert Pattinson and his incredibly boring personality and be sired into a vampire Goddess (when in fact, they will get pregnant, have a baby he wouldn't visit, and never quite get the weight off).

He is going to be a vampire slayer. Think Buffy, but with a beard, and less anyone words.

Hoff Wants Russell Crowe For Knight Rider Film (See Also: Trying To Have Sex With The Night Sky)

February 9th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Ever since we all saw David Hasselhoff drunkenly eating a hamburger off the floor while berating his daughter, we’ve all thrilled at how damaged the former Baywatcher is. Not to mention that whole being under the impression he brought down the iron curtain in Germany thing.

The Hoff, for reasons only unclear to him, is one of our favourite celebrities to mockingly enjoy.

And, the good news is, is that he really hasn’t learned a thing. He’s as deluded as ever, growing his peas above sticks and saying, without a trace of irony, that he wants A-List superstar Russell Crowe for the Knight Rider Movie. That’d be the Knight Rider Movie which doesn’t ever, ever look like getting general release.

This Just In: Russell Crowe Still Not Dead

June 11th, 2010 By Stuart Heritage

Deathaganza 2010 has really obliterated our celebrity stocks. We’ve lost that bloke from that band, for example.

And that woman’s husband. And the bloke who used to be in that that thing and the old lady from that other thing. Where’s it going to end? We’ll tell you where – you’ll end up being the most famous person on the planet. And that’s a disgrace because, seriously, look at the state of you.

But maybe we’re not there just yet. Russell Crowe hasn’t died, for one. But that didn’t stop one New York radio station from yesterday getting carried away and telling everyone that he had. But Russell Crowe definitely isn’t dead. His chances of winning a Grammy, yes. His soul, possibly. But his physical body is still very much alive.

Ten Things Hecklerspray Learnt At The Cannes Festival

August 7th, 2012 By David Schwartz

Last week hecklerspray was invited to the Cannes Film Festival for a few days as guests of Stella Artois.

Here are 10 things we now know about this year?s festival that no other website will tell you (or even care about)…

Movie Review: Robin Hood

August 5th, 2012 By David Schwartz

In true Robin Hood spirit, Ridley Scott has taken ?237million from various rich people to make a very poor movie.

Robin Hood? More like Rotten Hood.

Rotten acting, rotten script, rotten idea, very rotten accents.

In fact, Robin Hood is so bad, I have to confess I did something in a cinema that I have not done for a very long time. No, not that! Or that! And that's just sick! No, I am talking about falling asleep. Yep, while Russell Crowe was busy cutting chunks out of British history, I was happily snoring away and was only awoken by some French woman angrily jabbing me in the chest with one of her Gitanes. In fact, I missed about 45 minutes, which, for all I know, could have been the most gripping three-quarters of an hour of cinema ever made.

The Greatest Soap-Stars-Turned-Actors EVER!

December 4th, 2009 By Josh Burt

The big showbiz news rendering important newspaper and magazine desks in London completely agog is that Louisa Lytton ? who played someone-or-other in EastEnders ? has just taken the world by storm by playing an exchange student in the latest American Pie movie.

Without wanting to urinate too heavily on Louisa?s chips, who gives one?

Soap stars have been silently ascending Hollywood?s greasy pole for years now. In fact, some of your favourites have most probably spent a short window of their career awkwardly channelling the spirit of a lonely hunk called ‘Bill’ ordering a coffee. Read on, and you\’ll find four men who weren't ashamed to make a living from these so-called ?soap operas??