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Katy Perry To Become Chain-Smoking, Lager Drinking, Football Hooligan

I hate to come over all Daily Mail on your arse, but these bloody foreigners coming over here are a right pain. Taking advantage of our free healthcare, claiming our benefits, taking our jobs, providing wanking material for our teenagers, drinking our gin… Wait – what was that second to last one? No, there hasn’t [...]

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Russell Brand Has Pretty Bad Farts, Says Fart Sniffing Katy Perry

by Shawn Lindseth

Ah true love – a time when you can finally cast aside wondering whether or not somebody loves you, and bask in the knowledge that they surely do. Especially if they told you so from inside the television. You know, like if your lover is a celebrity that you’ve never met in person, but every [...]

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Russell Brand & Katy Perry Not Doomed, Get Pre-Marriage Counseling

by Shawn Lindseth

A good sign for an impending marriage is that it’s not a California gay one. Those types of marriages never make it, possibly because of the lawyers and what-not. As far as non-California, non-gay marriages go though, Katy Perry & Russell Brand will probably have a great one. After all – they share a barber, [...]

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Well, If It Isn’t A Get Him To The Greek Trailer

by Stuart Heritage

Get Him To The Greek might not have set many cinemas on fire when it was released in America, but that’s because Russell Brand isn’t the tabloid-shagging, grandpa-offending ladyboy megastar he is over here. Is it likely to fare better in this country, or will his ubiquity prevent anyone from seeing it here as well? [...]

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Weekend Box Office: People Inexplicably Still Like Shrek

by Stuart Heritage

This week, audiences were given a choice: did they want to go and see the tired ramblings of a wisecracking donkey?

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“Do You Take Naked Katy Perry To Be Your Lawful Wedded Wife?”

by Amy Grindhouse

There’s truth in jest, at least so far as Russell Brand is concerned. He recently made a comment that his wedding to Katy Perry would be a naked one, where the dress-code would be clothing optional. But he wasn’t really joking, was he? Would you joke about precious, precious naked time if you were about [...]

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Top 10 Hilarious Celebrity Sexaholics

by Stuart Heritage

Now let’s be clear. Addiction is nothing to laugh at. Unless it’s sex addiction, because that’s sort of hilarious.

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Katy Perry Allows Russell Brand To Get Engaged To Her

by Stuart Heritage

Russell Brand and Katy Perry have an awful lot in common – like kissing girls, and like liking kissing girls.

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Win Tickets To See Russell Brand Live This Weekend!

by Stuart Heritage

Russell Brand’s playing a show in the Albert Hall on Sunday. Tickets are like gold dust, we’ve heard. People would do anything for tickets. Which is ace, because we’ve got a pair of tickets to give away. It’s the last time that Russell Brand will be performing his Scandalous show in London – if you [...]

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