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Calvin Harris Tries To Have A Fight With Katy Perry Online And Fails

by Mof Gimmers

Katy Perry and Calvin Harris have started having a massive spat on twitter after the tallest Scottish musician who has ever lived decided to cancel some shows with her at the last minute. Something of a godsend for everyone concerned really. Of course, Harris taking on Perry is hilarious in itself. Some two-bit teeny-raver tackling [...]

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Russell Brand Still Can’t Act (Trailer For Arthur Remake Pretty Much Underlines The Point)

by Kris Silver

A new trailer for Russell Brand’s probably eagerly awaited latest film, a remake of Steve Gordon’s 1981 film Arthur, has been released, so we here at hecklerspray thought we’d take some time to take a peek and try to figure out what we can expect from the latest in a long line of Hollywood remakes [...]

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Katy Perry’s Mother Desperately Wants Her Daughter To Have Sex Without A Condom On

by Mof Gimmers

Hey! Remember when dithering Christian, Katy Perry’s Mum (that’s her real name) had a massive cry in public about her daughter’s music? No, she didn’t think it was bad per se, rather, she didn’t like the whole ‘I Kissed A Girl’ message. Because, she reckons, that sort of thing make you end up in a [...]

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Get Him To The Greek Competition Winner!

by Mof Gimmers

Oh joy of bloody joys! We ran a competition which required you dolts to answer a question which had an answer that could easily be found via the miracle of internet search engines. However, nearly every single one of you got it wrong. In fact, the only person who got the answer right, was David [...]

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Russell Brand, Katy Perry, Kama Sutra And A Collective Puking

by Mof Gimmers

Russell Brand not only has the weirdest facial hair in showbusiness (because it looks like its made from iron filings), but he’s also got the kookiest marriage in the universe after hitching it up with Katy Perry. It’s rumoured that the pair plan to spend the rest of their lives together saying “What are we [...]

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Win Get Him To The Greek And Other Blu-ray Comedies!

by Mof Gimmers

Want a dose of the funnies for free? Do you? WELL DO YOU? If reading hecklerspray doesn’t do it for you (and to be honest, no-one could blame you for that) then why don’t you enter a competition where you can win stuff without having to pay for it? As the headline tells you already, [...]

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Russell Brand Marries Katy Perry – The Massive Pair of Idiots

by Paul Pencott

In the most infuriating manner possible, the two deeply-unlikeable cartoon cretins wed on Saturday in what we can only assume to be the biggest theatre of wide-eyed “ooh did we just say/do something a bit ‘outre’ did we?” the world has ever seen. When not staring at the nearest available camera in a faux-innocent manner [...]

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Russell Brand And Katy Perry Are Normal Despite Wanting Victorian Wedding

by Mof Gimmers

Ah! Russell Brand is a reformed sexpot (unless his wife-to-be is the filthiest woman on Earth) and Katy Perry is the purveyor of irritatingly good pop singles with a pair of boobs that many women wish the could swipe (not literally). As such, they’re the golden slebcouple at the moment and everyone likes staring at [...]

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Katy Perry To Become Chain-Smoking, Lager Drinking, Football Hooligan

by Ralph Sanders

I hate to come over all Daily Mail on your arse, but these bloody foreigners coming over here are a right pain. Taking advantage of our free healthcare, claiming our benefits, taking our jobs, providing wanking material for our teenagers, drinking our gin… Wait – what was that second to last one? No, there hasn’t [...]

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Russell Brand Has Pretty Bad Farts, Says Fart Sniffing Katy Perry

by Shawn Lindseth

Ah true love – a time when you can finally cast aside wondering whether or not somebody loves you, and bask in the knowledge that they surely do. Especially if they told you so from inside the television. You know, like if your lover is a celebrity that you’ve never met in person, but every [...]

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