Articles tagged with: Russell Brand
Russell Brand Forgiven By Irksome Virgins
Of course, the sight of Britney Spears with hair and a working pair of knickers wasn't the only story of the MTV VMAs - there was also Russell Brand. As the host of the MTV VMA awards, it was Russell Brand's job to gee up the audience and remind everyone about the awe-inspiring spectacle they were witnessing. That's technically not what Russell Brand did, though - what he did was slag off all virgins for being rubbish and then get shouted down by a tubby virgin from American Idol for it. But it's OK, because The Jonas Brothers - the virgin pioneers, the virgins that all other virgins aspire to be, the virgins that Russell Brand spent most of the MTV VMAs mocking for their preposterous purity rings - have forgiven Russell Brand for his comments about them. Which might make them seem like the bigger men, but let's not forget - they are virgins, so they're definitely not.
Of course, the sight of Britney Spears with hair and a working pair of knickers wasn't the only story of the MTV VMAs - there was also Russell Brand. As the host of the MTV VMA awards, it was Russell Brand's job to gee up the audience and remind everyone about the awe-inspiring spectacle they were witnessing. That's technically not what Russell Brand did, though - what he did was slag off all virgins for being rubbish and then get shouted down by a tubby virgin from American Idol for it. But it's OK, because The Jonas Brothers - the virgin pioneers, the virgins that all other virgins aspire to be, the virgins that Russell Brand spent most of the MTV VMAs mocking for their preposterous purity rings - have forgiven Russell Brand for his comments about them. Which might make them seem like the bigger men, but let's not forget - they are virgins, so they're definitely not.
Britney Spears Hooks up With Russell Brand. Oh, and an Elephant.
What better way for Britney Spears to take a huge step towards getting everything back on track than to hook up with Russell Brand? There are many, many better ways. Surely. Hooking up with that mad-haired berk isn't going to help her claw back the piles and piles of sanity the girl seems to have lost over the last couple of years. Let's be totally honest - it's going to damage her more than she already is, and that's before she's even spoken to the man who dresses like a particularly stupid pirate. But hecklerspray didn't get in fast enough with our warnings, leaving poor old crazy Britney Spears free to appear alongside Russell Brand in some MTV promotional adverts for the upcoming Video Music Awards. It still isn't confirmed if Britters herself will be in attendance at the awards as she hasn't got permission off her dad yet, but hopefully the blow to her psyche that surely occurred when she met the TV and radio 'funny' man will have been too much, forcing her to stay at home on the night. The other option doesn't even bear thinking about, frankly.
What better way for Britney Spears to take a huge step towards getting everything back on track than to hook up with Russell Brand? There are many, many better ways. Surely. Hooking up with that mad-haired berk isn't going to help her claw back the piles and piles of sanity the girl seems to have lost over the last couple of years. Let's be totally honest - it's going to damage her more than she already is, and that's before she's even spoken to the man who dresses like a particularly stupid pirate. But hecklerspray didn't get in fast enough with our warnings, leaving poor old crazy Britney Spears free to appear alongside Russell Brand in some MTV promotional adverts for the upcoming Video Music Awards. It still isn't confirmed if Britters herself will be in attendance at the awards as she hasn't got permission off her dad yet, but hopefully the blow to her psyche that surely occurred when she met the TV and radio 'funny' man will have been too much, forcing her to stay at home on the night. The other option doesn't even bear thinking about, frankly.
Kenn Dodd and Our Mates Medusa Get High Together
Unless you need a slap, you’ll be firmly aware that Medusa “dick on the Towers of London.†Ever since we found this bunch of rock 'n' rollers hiding in the shadowy corners of Myspace on one of our trawls, we have been firm fans. Nowadays it appears that you can get a one way ticket to brief musical stardom by brandishing an Argos syringe and screaming “look at me I’ve just pricked the skin and all this yellow gunk is squirting out!†Whatever happened to the good old days of bands getting up to all sort of fiendish antics which resulted in everyone getting a laugh and some poor bastard suffering for a little bit? Can you count on The Kooks, Scouting For Girls or some other indie twonks to do this? Don’t be daft - you need a real band. After an overdue absence Medusa have returned with another tale which sounds so random that it belongs in one of those Family Guy cutaway scenes.
Unless you need a slap, you’ll be firmly aware that Medusa “dick on the Towers of London.†Ever since we found this bunch of rock 'n' rollers hiding in the shadowy corners of Myspace on one of our trawls, we have been firm fans. Nowadays it appears that you can get a one way ticket to brief musical stardom by brandishing an Argos syringe and screaming “look at me I’ve just pricked the skin and all this yellow gunk is squirting out!†Whatever happened to the good old days of bands getting up to all sort of fiendish antics which resulted in everyone getting a laugh and some poor bastard suffering for a little bit? Can you count on The Kooks, Scouting For Girls or some other indie twonks to do this? Don’t be daft - you need a real band. After an overdue absence Medusa have returned with another tale which sounds so random that it belongs in one of those Family Guy cutaway scenes.
Russell Brand To Write More Books; Idiots Everywhere Delighted
There have been few more satisfying TV moments of late than when 'comedian' Russell Brand appeared on Have I Got News For You and attempted to impress the audience. His winning tactic? Erm ... simply rambling about author Anthony Burgess in relation to his own bestseller My Booky-Wook and expecting the assembled onlookers to clap like special-needs sealions at his stunning intellect. Cue a grim look of realisation as Brand found this wasn't his usual crowd - i.e. an audience made up entirely of slightly-dim sixth-formers who'd label a turnip a 'legend' if it had its own E4 series. He then had to do more entertaining, rather than pass off unremarkable literary references as the height of sophistication. A task which - unsurprisingly - he failed spectacularly.
There have been few more satisfying TV moments of late than when 'comedian' Russell Brand appeared on Have I Got News For You and attempted to impress the audience. His winning tactic? Erm ... simply rambling about author Anthony Burgess in relation to his own bestseller My Booky-Wook and expecting the assembled onlookers to clap like special-needs sealions at his stunning intellect. Cue a grim look of realisation as Brand found this wasn't his usual crowd - i.e. an audience made up entirely of slightly-dim sixth-formers who'd label a turnip a 'legend' if it had its own E4 series. He then had to do more entertaining, rather than pass off unremarkable literary references as the height of sophistication. A task which - unsurprisingly - he failed spectacularly.
Russell Brand Gets To Be In New Morrissey Video
Morrissey might be getting it from all sides thanks to those anti-immigration remarks he supposedly made in the NME, but he'll always have one lifelong fan in the shape of Russell Brand.
Russell Brand loves Morrissey so much that he's got a pet cat named Morrissey,
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