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So Donald Trump is the New American President…

November 11th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Yes, I know this news is a few days old but 1) I’ve been working and mega sick, and 2) I didn’t want to write a first reaction blog about this topic. I wanted to wait until I’d really wrapped my head around the situation so I didn’t come on here and sound like a disgruntled liberal, which I’m sure I often sound like anyway.

I won’t lie, on Tuesday night I had to take an Ativan and go to bed early because I could not fucking handle watching the election results. When I woke up Wednesday morning and read that Trump had won I legit cried, and I cried twice more during the day like the big fucking baby I am.

Katy Perry Needs Black Magic To Find a Man

August 8th, 2014 By Megan Leitch

When Katy Perry started dating (and eventually married)?Russell Brand, it made a lot of people question her decision-making abilities a bit, as well as the functionality of her nose.?? Whensshe then moved on to known douchelord John Mayer, it made us all wonder about her mental state.

Seems even Katy has realized she kind of totally sucks at choosing guys to date, so she has moved onto using some pointy hat, wart on the nose type of help.

10 Celebrities Who Got Their Shit Together

June 17th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Often times in Hollywood, once someone hits rock bottom, it’s not often you see them make any sort of come back. I mean, I’ve been praying for almost 10 years for Lindsay Lohan to get her shit together and I’m pretty sure God is really over rolling his eyes at me.

However, sometimes people who are mega hot messes turn it around and get their shit together and seemingly keep it together (so Charlie Sheen won’t be on this list. That man flip flops more than a mermaid on the beach..terrible analogy, but I’m tired). Here are 10 celebs that were once wild and tragic, but pulled it together and went on to be successful at life.

10 Horrible Celebrity Marriages That Shouldn’t Have Happened

January 12th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

In the last two weeks, Kaley Cuoco married a guy that she dated for about an hour and Hilary Duff split up with her weird looking husband after three years of marriage. What do these things have in common? Well, technically, nothing other than the fact that both Kaley and Hilary are blond starlets that married athletes, but I have no desire in writing about female stars who get wetties for athletes.

Nope, what they have in common that I’m interested in is the fact that both Hilary and Kaley’s marriages were ones that probably should’ve waited. Hilary was only 23 when she got married, which is super young by today’s standards, and I’ve had heartburn longer than Kaley knew her husband. People in Hollywood have a lot of money, which means they often blow it on stupid shit like getting married without thinking about it. Sometimes they get married too young and sometimes they get married too quickly after being with someone. And we all know how that ends up going for them.

Russell Brand Gives The Phrase ‘Lending A Hand’ A Filthy New Meaning

October 21st, 2013 By Rhiannon Davies

Russell Brand has a strange sense of one-upmanship. His ex-wife Katy Perry launched her career by kissing girls and quite liking it, so Russell has admitted he went one step further by tugging off a guy in a public toilet.?

This was all in the name of his career, obviously. The comedian and occasional actor was working on a tv show exploring social taboos, and apparently, another man’s one eyed snake. RE:Brand?sounds less like a controversial and thought-provoking documentary series and more like a half-assed attempt at amateur gay porn.

Russell Brand Will So Never Be GQ’s “Man Of The Year” Now

September 11th, 2013 By Megan Leitch

Russell Brand, every now and again you do something that makes me hate you a little bit less for breaking Katy Perry’s adorable heart. ?And dropping a little historic knowledge at the GQ Awards by?bringing up the fact that Hugo Boss’ big break in fashion came from supplying those shit brown outfits to Germany’s Most Abominable was pretty bad ass.

So there must be some “code of conduct” for judging of former Nazi members that I haven’t had the pleasure to read. ?I guess if you are rich enough, and give enough money, then you get a pass and people are supposed to pretend that those little black marks aren’t on your permanent record. ?Or at least that how it seemed at?GQ?Magazine’s “Man of the Year” awards when Brand reminded everyone of sponsor Hugo Boss’ past, which promptly resulted in his being kicked out of the event.

Russell Brand Is A Womanizing Douchebag With Gross Hair

February 7th, 2013 By Chris Chambers

Russell Brand can be a bit off-putting with his feverish energy?and all that yucky hair … and his constant yoga-talk is exhausting … but when you give him a chance he can be remarkably clever?and even disarmingly sensitive. On Monday, Russell appeared on Howard Stern’s radio show to promote the upcoming second season of his FX talk show, BrandX, and it was a headline-making visit.

During the hour-long interview, Russell and Howard managed to touch on a great number of fantastically vulgar topics, including?sex with the Queen, Russell’s aversion to condoms,?Katy Perry’s vagina, and the age old practice of transcendental meditation whilst on the toilet.

From Lindsay Lohan to Russell Brand: Hollywood’s Most Embarrassing Arrests

December 5th, 2012 By Nic Ferguson

Lindsay Lohan’s recent arrest was completely unsurprising, but it did remind us of one thing?celebrities get handcuffed and booked for some shameful shit.

We all have past faux pas we’d like to forget, but for celebrities, those pasts are forever documented in history. Without further adieu, here are some of Hollywood’s most embarrassing arrests.

6 Simple Steps to Break Up With Your Celebrity Girlfriend

September 20th, 2012 By Chris Starr

We’ve all been there. You’re hanging out the back of your super-hot celebrity girlfriend when suddenly you think “I’m not emotionally fulfilled here.” Forget the perfect face, the bounteous lips and the banging set of boobs that don’t come out on celluloid except for a $20 million fee. Dammit, you’re more than a robot, and you have feelings, and this woman doesn’t support your desire to create an animatronic version of Led Zeppelin!

You know what you have to do, don’t you? You’ve got to man up and end that relationship. Sure – you’ll feel bad. But don’t. Because it’s the circle of life. And it moves us all: through despair and hope, through faith and love. ‘Til we find our place on the path unwinding. It’s the circle. The circle of life.

Katy Perry Says Friends Don’t Care About Celebrity… While Travelling The World At Her Expense

March 19th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Katy Perry isn’t like other popstars is she? Apart from the countless and obvious comparisons to all the other popstars of course. But yeah, she’s totally different. She married an ugly tall thin man for starters.

Either way, Perry is now focused on her friends since she and Russell Brand went their separate ways. Friends are the best aren’t they? They drink coffee with you, are there when you cry, there’s the Chandler one and of course, they don’t care what your job is – they love you for who you are.

And so, Katy Perry would like to talk up her pals and says that she?loves travelling with then because they ‘don’t give a crap about the hubbub’ that surrounds her celebrity status. They clearly enjoy you paying for everything though, not to mention the money which comes in handy when they appear in various publications as ‘sources’.