Articles tagged with: Rumors
Lindsay Lohan Engaged To A Woman Or Nothing At All
Hollywood gossip, being what it is, has provided outlandish entertainment to all of us for years. Remember, for example, in 1991 when it was discovered Emmanuel Lewis was actually the kidney that stunted Gary Coleman's growth? Or what about when Air Bud lost his leg to an enormous electric pencil sharpener mistakenly left on and churning by the owner's alcoholic teenage son? Well that last one really isn't a good example because it was eventually proven in court - Lifetime actually did an entire mini series on it. We think. Well now we've got another of those stories for you, and of equal or lesser caliber too - Lindsay Lohan is apparently maritally engaged to a super-ugly man that is actually a mediocre woman. We think she was mediocre anyway. We really don't remember as several weeks ago a picture of her made us poke out our own eyes. We don't know, though. She could have been alright.
Hollywood gossip, being what it is, has provided outlandish entertainment to all of us for years. Remember, for example, in 1991 when it was discovered Emmanuel Lewis was actually the kidney that stunted Gary Coleman's growth? Or what about when Air Bud lost his leg to an enormous electric pencil sharpener mistakenly left on and churning by the owner's alcoholic teenage son? Well that last one really isn't a good example because it was eventually proven in court - Lifetime actually did an entire mini series on it. We think. Well now we've got another of those stories for you, and of equal or lesser caliber too - Lindsay Lohan is apparently maritally engaged to a super-ugly man that is actually a mediocre woman. We think she was mediocre anyway. We really don't remember as several weeks ago a picture of her made us poke out our own eyes. We don't know, though. She could have been alright.
