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Readers’ Letters: In Which You All Dribble Over Scarlett Johansson’s Breasts [Video]

by Michael Park on September 16, 2011 3 Comments

Every week, we have the unfortunate task of picking our way through your crusted correspondence to find the most depraved, hideous scrawlings to put on the site for everyone to laugh at. This week, it was a little bit easier as our drooling mass of a readership left a slug trail right to some of the most sexually-charged content that has ever deposited itself in our post bag thanks to a certain Ms. Scarlett Johansson.

Yes, everyone’s favourite bombshell had her phone hacked as hecklerspray brought the curious masses a skin-exclusive and everyone wanted to get in touch to reveal their masturbatory habits. There’s also veiled threats from Kasabian’s representatives, a singing Michael Jackson and a screaming INXS nutter, all with Editor Mof just over the jump.

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Lindsay Lohan Engaged To A Woman Or Nothing At All

by Shawn Lindseth on May 27, 2008 0 Comments

Hollywood gossip, being what it is, has provided outlandish entertainment to all of us for years.

Remember, for example, in 1991 when it was discovered Emmanuel Lewis was actually the kidney that stunted Gary Coleman‘s growth? Or what about when Air Bud lost his leg to an enormous electric pencil sharpener mistakenly left on and churning by the owner’s alcoholic teenage son? Well that last one really isn’t a good example because it was eventually proven in court – Lifetime actually did an entire mini series on it. We think.

Well now we’ve got another of those stories for you, and of equal or lesser caliber too – Lindsay Lohan is apparently maritally engaged to a super-ugly man that is actually a mediocre woman.

We think she was mediocre anyway. We really don’t remember as several weeks ago a picture of her made us poke out our own eyes.

We don’t know, though. She could have been alright.

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Hollywood gossip, being what it is, has provided outlandish entertainment to all of us for years. Remember, for example, in 1991 when it was discovered Emmanuel Lewis was actually the kidney that stunted Gary Coleman's growth? Or what about when Air Bud lost his leg to an enormous electric pencil sharpener mistakenly left on and churning by the owner's alcoholic teenage son? Well that last one really isn't a good example because it was eventually proven in court - Lifetime actually did an entire mini series on it. We think. Well now we've got another of those stories for you, and of equal or lesser caliber too - Lindsay Lohan is apparently maritally engaged to a super-ugly man that is actually a mediocre woman. We think she was mediocre anyway. We really don't remember as several weeks ago a picture of her made us poke out our own eyes. We don't know, though. She could have been alright.