Teenage warbler and spawn of the devil (aka Billy Ray) Miley Cyrus, recently ‘fessed up to being the raging pothead we all suspected at her 19th birthday party in Los Angeles.
Guest included, Kelly Osbourne and Rumer Willis, boyfriend Liam Hemsworth and of course her parents who were probably out the back, line-dancing through the piles of money they’ve made from selling their child to the Disney factory.
Miley was presented with a Bob Marley cake and before devouring it face first, she gave a small speech, made up of words.
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Being Rumer Willis is probably one of the hardest jobs in the world – there’s that moronic name, for starters.
And the genetic fluke that’s means she looks like a wartime cartoon of Mussolini. And, worst of all, Rumer Willis has to deal with her mother Demi Moore larking around with Ashton Kutcher like a scene from a bad MILF porno.
We don’t feel sorry for Rumer Willis because she has to put up with Ashton Kutcher’s gormless babbling, though – we feel sorry for her because she had a crush on Ashton as a child, and is therefore probably clinically insane.
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