Articles tagged with: Rumer Willis
Rumer Willis Wanted The Boinky-Boink With Ashton Kutcher
Being Rumer Willis is probably one of the hardest jobs in the world - there's that moronic name, for starters. And the genetic fluke that's means she looks like a wartime cartoon of Mussolini. And, worst of all, Rumer Willis has to deal with her mother Demi Moore larking around with Ashton Kutcher like a scene from a bad MILF porno. We don't feel sorry for Rumer Willis because she has to put up with Ashton Kutcher's gormless babbling, though - we feel sorry for her because she had a crush on Ashton as a child, and is therefore probably clinically insane.
Being Rumer Willis is probably one of the hardest jobs in the world - there's that moronic name, for starters. And the genetic fluke that's means she looks like a wartime cartoon of Mussolini. And, worst of all, Rumer Willis has to deal with her mother Demi Moore larking around with Ashton Kutcher like a scene from a bad MILF porno. We don't feel sorry for Rumer Willis because she has to put up with Ashton Kutcher's gormless babbling, though - we feel sorry for her because she had a crush on Ashton as a child, and is therefore probably clinically insane.
