Another week on Dancing On Ice, another week where Coleen Nolan inexplicably survives – Roxanne Pallett is out.
That’s not really a surprise – dressing up like a kind of porno version of I Dream Of Jeannie on a show primarily watched by middle-aged housewives is never a good tactical choice – but it’s still sad to see Roxanne Pallett leave Dancing On Ice. Especially since her prop last night was a chair that she barely got up from, making her just about the sexiest Ironside impersonator we’ve ever seen.
But with no more Roxanne Pallett, here’s our Dancing On Ice rundown for Coleen Nolan…
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You know, the more we think about it, the more annoyed we are that Dancing On Ice got rid of Todd Carty on Sunday.
Because, really, what fun is left to be had from Dancing On Ice now? The opening Torvill And Dean dance number? Um, no. The catty banter between the judges? We’d rather be smashed in the face with a hammer. The distant possibility that Donal MacIntrye is going to scar his face really quite badly? Oh yes. That.
So here’s our Dancing On Ice rundown for Ellery Hanley and Roxanne Pallett…
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Time for another Dancing On Ice rundown. You can thank us however you want, although we do prefer cash.
But first – the Dancing On Ice judges. Has anyone else noticed that Ruthie Henshall seems to be gunning for Skeletor Judge‘s crown as most deliberately nasty judge? Time after time she’s given the lowest marks of any of the Dancing On Ice judges. Thank heavens that Ben From Lost Judge is still there to balance it all out. Phew.
Anyway, here’s our Dancing On Ice rundown for Zoe Salmon, Roxanne Pallett and Todd Carty…
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It’s day three of our epic, nearly three-month look at this year’s Dancing On Ice, and we’re already bored with it. Anyone want to swap jobs?
No, we’ll make it. We’ll be fine. We just need to wait for the patented Dancing On Ice theme nights to kick in and we’ll be OK. We’re excited to see which themes Dancing On Ice picks – personally we’ve got our fingers crossed for a Prog Rock Night and an Everybody Skates While Crippled With Polio Night. Exciting!
Anyway, on with the Dancing On Ice rundown – today, Michael Underwood, Roxanne Pallett and Ellery Hanley…
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Another week on Dancing On Ice, another week where Coleen Nolan inexplicably survives – Roxanne Pallett is out.
