Folded:

• The Wrestler (Mickey Rourke’s comeback movie looks ‘kin brilliant)
• Bara Bara by Rachid Taha (or the music from the Far Cry 2 advert as it’s more generally known)
• Kicking Britney Spears before she can get back up again (well, if you can’t even mime, love, you know you’re in trouble)
• Batteries Not Included on Dave (nowhere near enough material for a series, but snooping around minor celebrities’ houses is passably interesting. Hey, Alex Zane’s got my kitchen units!)
• Lovely Katy Perry (always wearing shorts. And towelling)

Creased:

• Gerry Robinson (good at having all the money, crap at interviewing people)
• Hancock ’s back (big concept, big disappointment, big waste of money on DVD)
• Advance Hair Studio infomercial (shown during Fight Club on Channel 4 with no sense of irony whatsoever)
• Christmas decorations (got yours up? No, of course you haven’t, because it’s not Christmas yet!!)
• BT Advert: “Do you ever watch Owl TV?”, “OWL? No” (this guy, the guy that says OWL! like he’s just stubbed his toe, he’s an arsehole)