Articles tagged with: Rosie’s Variety Hour
Rosie O’Donnell Back Filling TV’s ‘Angry Lesbian’ Quota Again
This is a day as momentous as the moon landing plus the fall of the Berlin wall multiplied by three Live Aids - Rosie O'Donnell's back on TV! After spending 17 months in the television wilderness, where she's filled her time with nothing but failed comeback attempts and screwy pronouncements about other gay celebrities, it's been announced that Rosie O'Donnell will host a live one-hour primetime show on NBC the day before Thanksgiving. The show is to be entitled Rosie's Variety Hour. It's an accurate name, since the entire show is going to be an hour of Rosie O'Donnell destroying a variety of things that make her angry with a cricket bat - like a bible, the Second Amendment to the United States Constitution, the headquarters of an anti-abortion lobby group and, as a finale, a 30-storey slime-filled papier mache sculpture of Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Donald Trump holding hands.
This is a day as momentous as the moon landing plus the fall of the Berlin wall multiplied by three Live Aids - Rosie O'Donnell's back on TV! After spending 17 months in the television wilderness, where she's filled her time with nothing but failed comeback attempts and screwy pronouncements about other gay celebrities, it's been announced that Rosie O'Donnell will host a live one-hour primetime show on NBC the day before Thanksgiving. The show is to be entitled Rosie's Variety Hour. It's an accurate name, since the entire show is going to be an hour of Rosie O'Donnell destroying a variety of things that make her angry with a cricket bat - like a bible, the Second Amendment to the United States Constitution, the headquarters of an anti-abortion lobby group and, as a finale, a 30-storey slime-filled papier mache sculpture of Elisabeth Hasselbeck and Donald Trump holding hands.
