Roseanne Hates Chris Brown. And Rihanna. And, Oh, Everyone. Where to stand on this Chris Brown/ Rihanna debacle - yes, a woman was attacked until she was hospitalised. Then again, Chris Brown is adorable. What a pickle. Do we blame Chris Brown for allegedly being a violent, woman-beating thug, or do we blame Rihanna for, um, having the sort of face that you want to choke unconscious, or whatever other genuinely stupid reasons the idiots who blame Rihanna have dreamt up? Let's take a leaf out of Roseanne Barr's book, shall we? She's quite happy to blame Chris Brown AND Rihanna for everything. Sounds good Roseanne, you tubby old lunatic.