Roseanne Hates Chris Brown. And Rihanna. And, Oh, Everyone. Where to stand on this Chris Brown/ Rihanna debacle - yes, a woman was attacked until she was hospitalised. Then again, Chris Brown is adorable. What a pickle. Do we blame Chris Brown for allegedly being a violent, woman-beating thug, or do we blame Rihanna for, um, having the sort of face that you want to choke unconscious, or whatever other genuinely stupid reasons the idiots who blame Rihanna have dreamt up? Let's take a leaf out of Roseanne Barr's book, shall we? She's quite happy to blame Chris Brown AND Rihanna for everything. Sounds good Roseanne, you tubby old lunatic.

Roseanne Barr Goes a Bit Mad, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Possibly Flee in Terror Roseanne Barr isn't really known for being particularly funny, but this time she's managed to make us all laugh. See, there are times when celebrities get angry at other celebrities - they usually mean a few cross words and not much else. We smirk at these times. We enjoy. We forget. Then there are times when a celebrity unleashes a furious rant at other celebrities - and this is exactly what Roseanne Barr has gone and done, and in whose direction? Why, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, of course. The easiest of the targets, as we all know too well.