Articles tagged with: Ronnie Wood
Ronnie Wood Stumbles Off To Rehab For A Bit
We've never spent a week getting drunk in the arms of a Russian waitress who's a third of our age, but it sounds awful. So no wonder Ronnie Wood has decided to check into rehab. After flying back to apologise for his exploits to his long-suffering wife, Ronnie has checked into a clinic to beat his drinking problem once and for all. It sounds like a great idea, except that Ronnie Wood went to rehab to beat his drinking problem once and for all last month too, and that just made him run off to Ireland to get drunk with an unusually young Russian girl that he met in a sex club. So rehab is a brave move, because if the pattern holds he'll be mainlining heroin with a three-year-old Serbian toddler by the end of the month.
We've never spent a week getting drunk in the arms of a Russian waitress who's a third of our age, but it sounds awful. So no wonder Ronnie Wood has decided to check into rehab. After flying back to apologise for his exploits to his long-suffering wife, Ronnie has checked into a clinic to beat his drinking problem once and for all. It sounds like a great idea, except that Ronnie Wood went to rehab to beat his drinking problem once and for all last month too, and that just made him run off to Ireland to get drunk with an unusually young Russian girl that he met in a sex club. So rehab is a brave move, because if the pattern holds he'll be mainlining heroin with a three-year-old Serbian toddler by the end of the month.
Ronnie Wood Tries To Save His Marriage, About A Week Too Late
We've often found that things slip your mind when you're repeatedly having it off with a 20-year-old Russian cocktail waitress. Things like, ooh, let's say, the fact that you've been married to a non-Russian who isn't a cocktail waitress for longer than your new conquest has been alive. It's perfectly natural, so it's perfectly understandable that that's exactly what Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood seems to have been doing lately. But no more. According to reports, Ronnie Wood has decided to return to the UK and plead for forgiveness with his wife Jo. It'll be an important moment for both of them, but if Jo can find it in her heart to forgive Ronnie Wood then at least he'll know she'll probably forgive him the next time he picks up a skanky-looking Russian girl in a prostitute club too. Like we said, important.
We've often found that things slip your mind when you're repeatedly having it off with a 20-year-old Russian cocktail waitress. Things like, ooh, let's say, the fact that you've been married to a non-Russian who isn't a cocktail waitress for longer than your new conquest has been alive. It's perfectly natural, so it's perfectly understandable that that's exactly what Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood seems to have been doing lately. But no more. According to reports, Ronnie Wood has decided to return to the UK and plead for forgiveness with his wife Jo. It'll be an important moment for both of them, but if Jo can find it in her heart to forgive Ronnie Wood then at least he'll know she'll probably forgive him the next time he picks up a skanky-looking Russian girl in a prostitute club too. Like we said, important.
