One of the most tedious aspects of so called ?dance music? is the tedious amount of breakaway genres that will have most piss off record shop owners to no end as they attempt to categorise them.The more casual listener will be familiar with house, trance, drum & base and techno. But once chillwave, breakcore and IDM come in to play, it all gets a tad confusing.

Recently, we've stumbled across more acts labelling themselves under the genre of ?death disco?. At first, this may seem like a Daily Mail nightmare as scores of ravers knock ecstasy pills like smarties before frothing at the mouth.

To us, discos are socially awkward affairs where boys and girls stand nervously at opposite sides of the room, waiting for someone to make eye contact or even cuddle.