Articles tagged with: Ron Howard
Angels & Demons Pope-O-Splodes The Weekend Box Office
Honestly Ron Howard, talk about phoning it in. Yes, we all know how successful The Da Vinci Code was, but put some effort in. Because its sequel Angels & Demons might be the top movie at the weekend box office this week, but have you ever considered what made The Da Vinci Code so popular in the first place? That’s right - Tom Hanks’ tatty old mullet. But look at his Angels & Demons haircut, for crying out loud. It’s almost normal. Honestly, there had better be a deleted DVD scene where Tom Hanks gives himself a bubble perm, or there’ll be riots.
Honestly Ron Howard, talk about phoning it in. Yes, we all know how successful The Da Vinci Code was, but put some effort in. Because its sequel Angels & Demons might be the top movie at the weekend box office this week, but have you ever considered what made The Da Vinci Code so popular in the first place? That’s right - Tom Hanks’ tatty old mullet. But look at his Angels & Demons haircut, for crying out loud. It’s almost normal. Honestly, there had better be a deleted DVD scene where Tom Hanks gives himself a bubble perm, or there’ll be riots.
Hey Catholics, Ron Howard Doesn’t Hate You THAT Much
Whenever Ron Howard adapts a Dan Brown book into a movie, three things are guaranteed to instantly happen. Firstly, Tom Hanks will grow a terrible haircut. Secondly, reams of fat American tourists will start plodding around wherever it's set loudly carping on about the Catholic church because they think that listening to a rubbishy airport book on audiotape once makes them the world's sweatiest, most badly-dressed professors of theology. And thirdly Ron Howard will wring his hands and unconvincingly claim that he doesn't hate Catholics. Angels & Demons is released soon, so you'll never guess what Ron Howard has done.
Whenever Ron Howard adapts a Dan Brown book into a movie, three things are guaranteed to instantly happen. Firstly, Tom Hanks will grow a terrible haircut. Secondly, reams of fat American tourists will start plodding around wherever it's set loudly carping on about the Catholic church because they think that listening to a rubbishy airport book on audiotape once makes them the world's sweatiest, most badly-dressed professors of theology. And thirdly Ron Howard will wring his hands and unconvincingly claim that he doesn't hate Catholics. Angels & Demons is released soon, so you'll never guess what Ron Howard has done.
