Articles tagged with: Roman Polanski charges dropped
Court: Roman Polanski Can Stick His Dismissal Up His Bum
It looks like Roman Polanski had better get used to hairy armpits, dogpoo and comical nonchalance, because he'll be staying in France for a while. Why? Because Roman Polanski has lost his bid to get his 1978 child sex charges dropped, so the fugitive status currently keeping him from returning to America remains firmly in force. So Roman Polanski has two choices - he can either continue living in Europe where he's respected as one of the world's greatest-ever directors, or he can surrender to American authorities and face jail. It'll probably be the latter. Seriously, have you ever been to Europe?
It looks like Roman Polanski had better get used to hairy armpits, dogpoo and comical nonchalance, because he'll be staying in France for a while. Why? Because Roman Polanski has lost his bid to get his 1978 child sex charges dropped, so the fugitive status currently keeping him from returning to America remains firmly in force. So Roman Polanski has two choices - he can either continue living in Europe where he's respected as one of the world's greatest-ever directors, or he can surrender to American authorities and face jail. It'll probably be the latter. Seriously, have you ever been to Europe?
Court Tells Roman Polanski To Suck It, Regrettably In Retrospect
The problem is, once you've said you've had sex with a child, people just don't think of you as trustworthy. Just look at Roman Polanski. It's been three decades since he admitted having sex with a 13-year-old girl and fled America, and now America is still keeping him at arm's length. An LA court has decided that Roman Polanski can only try to get his statutory rape charge dismissed if he appears there in person, which is obviously a trap. Really, we don't know why Roman Polanski won't stay in France - that sort of behaviour is mandatory there, alegedly. OK, we're joking.
The problem is, once you've said you've had sex with a child, people just don't think of you as trustworthy. Just look at Roman Polanski. It's been three decades since he admitted having sex with a 13-year-old girl and fled America, and now America is still keeping him at arm's length. An LA court has decided that Roman Polanski can only try to get his statutory rape charge dismissed if he appears there in person, which is obviously a trap. Really, we don't know why Roman Polanski won't stay in France - that sort of behaviour is mandatory there, alegedly. OK, we're joking.
