First, a legal disclaimer – if you enjoy playing Rolling Turtle too much and start rolling turtles in real life, and get caught and arrested for doing it, then you’d better not blame us or well set your house on fire while you’re in prison.
Not that you’re too likely to enjoy playing Rolling Turtle that much, actually, because it isn’t exactly a thrill-ride of epic proportions. Instead there’s a turtle that rolls. It rolls down hills and you make it jump over spikes sometimes. Not much else happens, to be honest. But we can safely tell you that Rolling Turtle is the best game about rolling turtles that we’ve ever played. Or at least it’s in the top three. Top five at absolute worst.

