Articles tagged with: Rocco Dispirito
Toni Braxton & Cloris Leachman Join Dancing With The Hilariously Infirm Stars
Say what you like about Dancing With The Stars, but you can't deny that it loves its physically-impaired contestants. In recent years, Dancing With The Stars contestants have included one-legged Heather Mills, constantly-fainting Marie Osmond and Mel B - a woman so harrowingly northern that there'll soon be a all-star charity concert held to stop her eating tripe and breeding greyhounds. And this year's Dancing With The Stars is no different - contestants include 82-year-old Cloris Leachman, recent heart-scare patient Toni Braxton and Kim Kardashian, who suffers from a rare arse disorder called Booty Tumours. Or she doesn't. Let's not pretend that we care about any of this, shall we.
Say what you like about Dancing With The Stars, but you can't deny that it loves its physically-impaired contestants. In recent years, Dancing With The Stars contestants have included one-legged Heather Mills, constantly-fainting Marie Osmond and Mel B - a woman so harrowingly northern that there'll soon be a all-star charity concert held to stop her eating tripe and breeding greyhounds. And this year's Dancing With The Stars is no different - contestants include 82-year-old Cloris Leachman, recent heart-scare patient Toni Braxton and Kim Kardashian, who suffers from a rare arse disorder called Booty Tumours. Or she doesn't. Let's not pretend that we care about any of this, shall we.
