9 – An old recipe for Mulled Beer. Thanks, history! – Lifehacker

8 – But what would a dead man rapping like an obscene woman sound like?  – Therapup

7 – Guess what! Cavemen had boats! Please let this news affect you however you like – MSNBC

6 - Rude Ross Kemp On Gangs. Don’t say we didn’t warn you – YouTube

5 - Sorry office monkeys, you’ve been rumbled – Newsweek

4 - The best list of unethical experiments you’ll ever read – Soweirdo

3 - So the economy’s in the toilet. What can take everyone’s mind off that? We know – a deadly superbug pandemic! – Times

2 – Want to make a killer bunny robot hat? OK! – Instructables

1 – Dear Diddy. Stop. Just stop. Everyone wants you to stop - YouTube

9 – Or this geeky, come to think of it – Pwnordie

8 – Cat Deeley. On a horse. That is all – Popsugar

7 - Aside from the part about standing on some wicker next to a flamethrower thousands of feet up in the air, here’s why hot air balloons are dangerous – Telegraph

6 - Want to make a robot that walks like a chicken? OK! – Instructables

5 - Can someone please employ Olly Moss to do more film posters, please – Drawn

4 – Will Blur reunite? Yes, yes they will. They definitely will. They won’t - Radio 1

3 - Here’s how CNN pulled off that hologram nonsense on Tuesday night. Now we’re just waiting for the explanation about why they did it – Gizmodo

2 - Stupid James Bond plots. All are better than Quantum Of Solace - I09

1 - And now, a preview of your next 400 nightmares, courtesy of a creepy old toymaker – I Am Bored

9 - Transporter 3, the uplifting coming of age tale about a lost soul finding a voice in society - Moviemoron

8 – Alesha Dixon’s new music video. It’s, um, sort of OK. Probably – Popjustice

7 - Swedish people touching an electric fence. Not as much death as you’d hope for - I Am Bored

6 – Apparently some idiots still leave tips for waitresses. Cuh - Consumerist

5 - A statue of an acorn – Geograph

4 - Anyone get the feeling that this cat only likes scuba because its legs can’t support its own weight on land…

3 – A bleak history of pubs – Newsweek

2 - Robots made of typewriters. We want one – Technabob

1 – 900-pound squid joins the cast of The View - The Onion

9 - Wooden acorns – Thesmallobject

8 - A list of 12 things we’re all more likely to die of now. Joy - Dailygreen

7 - And a list of five ways that Mother Nature can kill you suddenly - Cracked

6 - Hey, young people! Hillary Duff hates you! That’s so gay!- Best Week Ever

5 - Mass-produced cyborg suites! Thanks, um, Kanye West – Kanyewest

4 - A bin shaped like an egg. Want one – Boingboing

3 - Are you in a band? You should probably do this, then. It’s better than growing your hair and sucking in your cheeks all day, you girls - Red Bull Bedroom Jam

2 - Turns out the builders of The Titanic knew they were doing a crappy job, and just wanted to spite Leonardo DiCaprio – Newsweek

1 - The video to Take On Me by A-Ha, described perfectly in song…